It’s the Ive been tackled by Paddy Ambrose jumper
Sorry. A tanker ran over a wombat and you didn’t automatically think it was dead? How big are the wombats over there?
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Some of the ones on here would be well over six foot I’d reckon.
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To be fair, most vehicles that hit a wombat die, so it’s not an unreasonable conclusion.
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Beat me to it Dave. Well known as car killers down this way.
Fkn mobile boulders, A full tanker would probably do the job, but an empty on it’s way out would likely leave it in a state of slow death over a few hours.
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For 18 months? That’s some consistent jerking off.
He must have had it on a drip.
So, we know that the safest dose is < 3 per month. Yet to find out what the effective dose is.
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“The IMJ recommended against such practices.”
You don’t say! 
No wonder he had arm problems.
So…he needs a new wristy?
Should change your name to “hesonlygotalefthand”
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You could test a thousand things and it would come up positive.
Sorry to bang on about my sexy job, but when I’m doing food safety training, I use a strobe on people’s hands which shows poo microbes as well as other bacteria present on the skin. There’s literally a $hit load.
It scares the ■■■■ out of them, and it has its desired effect in the day. Until they forget about it.
You’re all ridden with it right now, you filthy ba$tards.
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Not me. I wear gloves whilst reading your posts, so I’m ok.
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This is why I wash my hands before I take a whizz.
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I’ve found the best thing is to get someone else to hold it for me.
Well actually a couple of people, but you know what I mean.
If I understand correctly, you are subtly inferring that you would give JoeDan and his sock a run for their money.
Curtly Ambrose is going to feature on Dancing With the Stars?
The actual fark?
I think I’d rather my current memory of Curtly remains intact. Thanks anyway.