Bizarre Events Thread


#263

It’s the Ive been tackled by Paddy Ambrose jumper


#264

Sorry. A tanker ran over a wombat and you didn’t automatically think it was dead? How big are the wombats over there?


#265

Some of the ones on here would be well over six foot I’d reckon.


#266

To be fair, most vehicles that hit a wombat die, so it’s not an unreasonable conclusion.


#267

Beat me to it Dave. Well known as car killers down this way.

Fkn mobile boulders, A full tanker would probably do the job, but an empty on it’s way out would likely leave it in a state of slow death over a few hours.


#268

#269

For 18 months? That’s some consistent jerking off.


#270

He must have had it on a drip.


#271

So, we know that the safest dose is < 3 per month. Yet to find out what the effective dose is.


#272

“The IMJ recommended against such practices.”

You don’t say! :joy:


#273

No wonder he had arm problems.


#274

So…he needs a new wristy?


#275

Should change your name to “hesonlygotalefthand”


#276

You could test a thousand things and it would come up positive.
Sorry to bang on about my sexy job, but when I’m doing food safety training, I use a strobe on people’s hands which shows poo microbes as well as other bacteria present on the skin. There’s literally a $hit load.
It scares the ■■■■ out of them, and it has its desired effect in the day. Until they forget about it.
You’re all ridden with it right now, you filthy ba$tards.


#277

Not me. I wear gloves whilst reading your posts, so I’m ok.


#278

This is why I wash my hands before I take a whizz.


#279

I’ve found the best thing is to get someone else to hold it for me.

Well actually a couple of people, but you know what I mean.


#280

If I understand correctly, you are subtly inferring that you would give JoeDan and his sock a run for their money.


#281

Curtly Ambrose is going to feature on Dancing With the Stars?

The actual fark?


#282

I think I’d rather my current memory of Curtly remains intact. Thanks anyway.