Bizarre Events Thread


#41

Came in to this thread expecting some strange stuff…but it has puns too!

You beauty!


#42

Jeepers. So many questions.

How hard did he boil them? Wouldn’t a shelled egg just get mashed trying to squeeze it in? Or how loose was his crack?

Was it spontaneous, “off his head” kind of experimantation? I wonder if he’d dabbled in this before, and maybe 4-5 wasn’t enough, and gradually worked up to a dozen, and this time 15.

And is chemsex a new type of drug category? Or just an old one I’ve never heard of. I’ve heard of GHB, but I didn’t know it was a sex thing.

Isn’t Amsterdam practically the world capital of sex toys, but they went with eggs? Surely there’s egg size beads he could have used.

Weirdo.


#43

You’ve thought about this way too much.

Besides, everyone knows you don’t count your eggs…


#44

He put too many in his basket…


#45

annus horribilis


#46

I’d find it more bizarre if he wasn’t hospitalised, TBH.


#47

Well you wouldn’t have heard about it if he wasn’t.

So obviously this is a thing that many others are regularly doing without incident.


#48

“ovum adventure”

Plans for Saturday night poached by an arsehol e.


#49

Only way to really know is to give it a crack.


#50

He knicked that off Doug Stanhope.


#51

Not the only thing he stole off him…

In fairness, it’s the same premise but very different punchline. I’ve heard Jim talk about it, and he claims it 100% happened to him.

But Stanhope claims it’s straight theft.

Meh, Jim’s story is funnier.


#52

Really should have stopped there…


#53

His farts would have been terrible.


#54

That’s eggzactly what I was thinking.

(Yes it’s an old yoke but someone had to do it)


#55

Are those people are scoffing that he only managed a poultry 15?


#56

I’ve just realised he’s gone through a full carton of eggs and thought, ‘Nah, I’ll need more than that.’


#57

I hope he was super confident, and brought 3 cartons ‘just in case.’


#58

Whatever that man can do, insane women in Thailand can do better


#59

And you have the photos to prove it.


#60

Oh no. I’ve actually tried to forget it, but the images are seared into my brain forever