Blitz Best 22

I’ve never been good enough for the starting 22 of any footy team, So you got that right.

The match day forums are a bit much for me. Too much of a roller coaster of emotions.

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This is farking BS. I haven’t missed a training session!

This club is farked.

Sign this!

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What an honour!

Hilarious and perfect role for @Henry_s_Angry_Pills

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I see a few list cloggers

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If coach @ivan thinks I’m going to provide more than a few minutes of ruck relief each quarter he’s dreaming. You don’t pick a ruck like Speedy only to have him spend half the game rotting in the FP. And have you seen his kicking at goal?

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You would be my captain Stallion.

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You’re the mascot @Klawdy

I think Scorch has been delisted. For a while it looked like we were bringing in Shouter to replace him but deal fell through, because we’re not willing to offer a fifth round trade thread for him.

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It would need a poll first.

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Ivan you’re dead to me

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don’t speak to the coach that way if you want to force your way back into my side :stuck_out_tongue:

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WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BOOT-STUDDER?!!!

And mow his lawns.
Pleb.

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I’m requesting a trade to the Gold Coast to be closer to my family in Adelaide.

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Tanking isn’t dead.

I’m worried about my unborn children.

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Best 22 is ageing and at risk of falling off a cliff.
Or having to trade someone to the Norf Big Footy board in order to make list space.

It’s true, but when the new blood coming through are posters like Shouter is it any surprise we keep going back to the well with the veterans.

trading anyone to big footy would tear the fabric of this place. I mean sure we have our opposition scouts, but there’s no way we’re sending any of our blue chips there no matter how big the war chest is.

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to anyone who gave @simmo41 a like but hasn’t given me a like, you are going on my list.

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