Bourke Street Part Deux

Are there any anyway?

Do you want to to have a philosophical discussion about the merits of the legal profession? Or do stupid jokes about me and Trolley Man?

(or talk about terrorism, but that sh/t is booooring)

This throw away gag really did take off, didnā€™t it?

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How about a philosophical discussion about the merits of our justice system?

For they are trolley good fellowsā€¦

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Why have we stopped making jokes about SMJ and trolley man?

He rammed his trolley right into my heart

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when he goes to jail, will you take trolley in to visit? iā€™m not sure thatā€™s a great place for a dependent to be.

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and took the $2 coin out

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Just like a trolley wheel, this thread has gone a bit wobbly.

Itā€™s gone off its trolley

Bring back Ollieā€™s Trollys.

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I was sacked from there!
Good times.

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For doing what?

Being really, really bad at cooking fried chicken.
Also, there was an incident where I took a row of whole bbq chickens out of a rotisserie.
There were special tools to pick up the metal rod that had little hooks that stopped it rolling back on your hands, but somehow I picked the rod up on the wrong side of the hookā€¦and it rolled back on my hands.
Ouch.
Splat.
Umā€¦

Edit: It occurs to me now that Iā€™ve finished that you might have been looking for something a little more salacious.
Sorry. Just really bad at the job.

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I knew a pill head who tried to rob it.
An extremely comical event.

Every time this thread tops the charts, which is frequently for some reason, I see ā€œBourke St pas de Deuxā€. If you know what that sometimes refers to it gives the climax of the event itself a a bit of a strange spin. Think savage ballet.

Youā€™re all welcome.

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Lol. So Iā€™m not the only one who sees that then?

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Congratulations on the twins!

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What the ā– ā– ā– ā–  is Ollie trolleys?