Bourke Street Part Deux


#564

Not any good ones


#565

Are there any anyway?


#566

Do you want to to have a philosophical discussion about the merits of the legal profession? Or do stupid jokes about me and Trolley Man?

(or talk about terrorism, but that sh/t is booooring)


#567

This throw away gag really did take off, didn’t it?


#568

How about a philosophical discussion about the merits of our justice system?


#569

For they are trolley good fellows…


#570

Why have we stopped making jokes about SMJ and trolley man?


#571

He rammed his trolley right into my heart


#572

when he goes to jail, will you take trolley in to visit? i’m not sure that’s a great place for a dependent to be.


#573

and took the $2 coin out


#574

Just like a trolley wheel, this thread has gone a bit wobbly.


#575

It’s gone off its trolley


#576

Bring back Ollie’s Trollys.


#577

I was sacked from there!
Good times.


#578

For doing what?


#579

Being really, really bad at cooking fried chicken.
Also, there was an incident where I took a row of whole bbq chickens out of a rotisserie.
There were special tools to pick up the metal rod that had little hooks that stopped it rolling back on your hands, but somehow I picked the rod up on the wrong side of the hook…and it rolled back on my hands.
Ouch.
Splat.
Um…

Edit: It occurs to me now that I’ve finished that you might have been looking for something a little more salacious.
Sorry. Just really bad at the job.


#580

I knew a pill head who tried to rob it.
An extremely comical event.


#581

Every time this thread tops the charts, which is frequently for some reason, I see “Bourke St pas de Deux”. If you know what that sometimes refers to it gives the climax of the event itself a a bit of a strange spin. Think savage ballet.

You’re all welcome.


#582

Lol. So I’m not the only one who sees that then?


#583

Congratulations on the twins!