Bunnings go ape


#282

Over the last few years l have developed a personal tradition. I have a serve of sausages on my gist night back in Oz.


#283

My gist night’s are more exciting than that


#284

My gist went away and I am looking for a new one.


#285

And they have Kransky’s!


#286

Each to their own, mate.
Each to their own…


#287

You know it!!!

(Never seen anyone eating from there tho)


#288

Now, that’s the farkn business. Had my fill on Sunday actually at the Polski Festiwal.
Bigos, Piergoi, get in ma belly


#289

And which did you choose?


#290

Rebel Sports, on the same business estate as Bunnings Warrnambool, has gone on the Rebel tour, offering onions on top of the bread.

But I had to go to Bunnings and wandering along one aisle, passed a toxic cloud let fly by some gent checking out supplies. I think i would have suggested that the rat poison was stored in the wrong aisle, but regrettably, gagging stops you talking.


#291

Someone audibly farted at the Freddie Mercury movie last night. Reckon they were trying to time it but were caught out by an unexpectedly quiet moment. Made me laugh.


#292

Was it during Fat Bottomed Girls? Maybe they were just singing along.


#293

It was you, wasn’t it?


#294

An old Geezer at Bayswater Woollies use to offer cheese Kransky’s for $1 extra over standard sausages. ■■■■■■ brilliant after a heavy night of drinking.


#295

Nothing audible at Bunnings, just virulent. Possibly too much onion, but I didn’t hang around to distil the various components. The gagging and dry retching should have been a giveaway.


#296

Worse than the fertilizer and sprays? Jeez whoever let it go needs to have their bowel check.


#297

Put it this way…if I let fly with one that bad on Christmas Day, I’ll be high-fiving all in sight.


#298

Would you say it was the full dead rat, or was it at half rat power?


#299

The Dark Ages might disagree with you…


#300

Good doco series out there called “Dark Ages,- The Age of Light” proves they were nowhere near as backward or Dark as they’ve been made out to be actually. :wink: Good series.

Ep 1… (Rest appear to be on Utube too…)


#301

Without clicking it - is it the usual case of ‘who writes the history’?