Celebrity Deaths 2017

Apologies. I’ll cease discussing 100% authentic dead celebrity newsagents.

But the smile on the horse proves it feels no remorse

I love Rodney.

Officer: Blow in the bag please, sir
Mr Rude: Why, are your chips hot?

Sorry, 'Stained. I’ll get my sh*t together soon.

Photoshop.

Rosanna newsagency linesmaaaaannn

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By the time I get to Rosanna
She’ll be rising
She’ll find the newspaper I left hanging on her door

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lol…

But the Rowww zannaa News-man, …

… was just a prikk of a guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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I saw Elvis eating a cheeseburger there once…

Was he stabbing any Newsagents??

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Is this like the a rse version of vadazzling/vajazzling or whatever it’s ■■■■■■ called?

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I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…

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All I want to tell you is now you’ll never ever have to compromise
Rosanna Rosanna

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Toto are dead? Well, one of them is dead. The drummer died about 25x years ago in a gardening accident. The coroner said it was from cocaine abuse. Either way, don’t get bent whilst gardening.

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Mike Porcaro also died in 2015 after suffering from MND for many years.

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The Big H has bitten the dust

Pretty dodgy character who loved ripping off old folks Lotto winnings

Who?

Harry Beitsel

An umpire who cheated people?

Imagine that…

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