Sneaking up on his horse and ha-ving intercourse…
Apologies. I’ll cease discussing 100% authentic dead celebrity newsagents.
But the smile on the horse proves it feels no remorse
I love Rodney.
Officer: Blow in the bag please, sir
Mr Rude: Why, are your chips hot?
Sorry, 'Stained. I’ll get my sh*t together soon.
Rosanna newsagency linesmaaaaannn
By the time I get to Rosanna
She’ll be rising
She’ll find the newspaper I left hanging on her door
But the Rowww zannaa News-man, …
… was just a prikk of a guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
I saw Elvis eating a cheeseburger there once…
Was he stabbing any Newsagents??
Is this like the a rse version of vadazzling/vajazzling or whatever it’s ■■■■■■ called?
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore…
All I want to tell you is now you’ll never ever have to compromise
Toto are dead? Well, one of them is dead. The drummer died about 25x years ago in a gardening accident. The coroner said it was from cocaine abuse. Either way, don’t get bent whilst gardening.
Mike Porcaro also died in 2015 after suffering from MND for many years.
The Big H has bitten the dust
Pretty dodgy character who loved ripping off old folks Lotto winnings