You got a face like a dropped pie!
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Better an empty house than a bad tenant (after he farted)
Rats coffin (meat pie)
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cold as a witches tit.
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Me; Hey, wanna Beer?
Dad: Does a One armed man swim in Circles?
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Lol, yeah mine used that one too.
Also, “If that’s not out, …I’m not playin;!”
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Upon finishing his midday meal … “Well, if that was lunch, I’ve had it”.
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Anymore choke and it would’ve started
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Don’t tear it in half, I’ll take the whole sheet thanks.
Not the full two bob
(Convict ancestors transported for coining - shaving the silver coins)
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Personally, I prefer the Macgyver reference in the Simpsons.
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Collingwood six footers.
Wouldn’t work in an iron lung.
Wouldn’t lie straight in bed.
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From my mum
Hurry up, you’re not playing for a sheep station.
You are going at it like a bull at a gate, or. Like a hot needle with a burning thread.
as crazy as a cut snake
Useless as ■■■■ on a bull .
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T#ts
Dumb as a box of hammers.
Stop wandering around with a face like a slapped ar se.
Got a face like a half-chewed mango.
Looks like they’ve been set on fire and put out with a bike chain.
Toey as a Roman sandal.
Busy as a blue-ar sed fly.
Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
My brother and I, ‘but we haven’t lost an eye. Ever.’
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Hey, I resemble that remark.
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Do you think you are Mandrake the Magician ?
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