David 'Batshit Crazy' Avocado Wolfe Coming to Australia to Spread his Anti-Vax Refuse

Guys a dangerous moron, but his talk shouldn’t be banned.

Counter bullshit with facts. It’s the only way. Making it illegal to say atudfnlikw thia only reinforces rhw conspiracy in the mins of the herd. You’d be better placed allowing the rally, going to it, and asking a bunch of difficult questions about the guy rather than banning or or protesting which just forces people further back into their ideological corners.

Most importantly: why is he nicknamed avocado, and how has this thread gone three pages without that being discussed?

It’s the longest thread title I’ve ever achieved.

Harsh. There is a limit to the amount of bat guano that can be loaded into a thread title.

10/10 for thread title.
Yep. Full points.

I’ll give it 8/10 because it’s missing a flat Earth reference.

10/10 for thread title.
Yep. Full points.
Wonder how much he's charging. David Icke was in australia recently - charging close to 200 a ticket.

I would actually have them on the same level of batshit after reading about Wolfe’s crazier ideas. Same level as the elite alien reptile guy.

10/10 for thread title.

Wonder how much he’s charging. David Icke was in australia recently - charging close to 200 a ticket.

"Wolfe claims that mushrooms have an "advanced intelligence and consciousness". He has stated that mushroom spores can "levitate off the planet" and believes they are trying to "get to the center of the sun"."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wolfe_(nutritionist)#Views

He actually, seriously, said that? And people still believe his psycho-babble dross?

It is on his Wiki page. I didn’t look at the sources, however.


Seems to work for him
The earth is flat, and it can be easily explained.

But why does it appear curved when one views the horizon from afar? Simple.

Think of someone holding a piece of cardboard up in the air, with their hand placed in the middle. The weight of the board makes it bend down a bit at the edges.

Atlas is the one holding the planet up in the middle.

That must be hard work. What does Atlas have for his brekky? Where does he put the world when he needs to make a >ahem< physiological adjustment?


If I spoke Greek I could ask him, but it’s probably safe to assume he eats fried squid and grilled octopus for his brekky.

As for physiological adjustments, maybe he just balances it on his head in the same way some tribal woman woman balance their weekly shopping.

Then, where does his wee go? Especially considering gravity is a hoax.

Plus eating just squid and octopus is not a healthy diet. They are too high in cholesterol. What happens when poor old Atlas has a heart attack? Huh? Huh???

With gravity being a hoax Atlas doesn’t need to hold it at all. It will just float there.


And, it’s plain to see that Atlas has never had a heart attack, so either he is immune to a high cholesterol diet, he is a god after all, or maybe he never misses his daily dose of atorvastatin.

Huh, he isn’t taking a homeopathic remedy? Has Atlas’ mind been corrupted by Big Pharma?


You’re probably correct. (As I said before I cant speak Greek so I cant ask him…) however, in the best tradition of homeopathic remedies, the lipitor (if he is taking it) is probably diluted by about 1 part to 5 billion parts of water to increase its effectiveness.
The earth is flat, and it can be easily explained.

But why does it appear curved when one views the horizon from afar? Simple.

Think of someone holding a piece of cardboard up in the air, with their hand placed in the middle. The weight of the board makes it bend down a bit at the edges.

Atlas is the one holding the planet up in the middle.

That must be hard work. What does Atlas have for his brekky? Where does he put the world when he needs to make a >ahem< physiological adjustment?


If I spoke Greek I could ask him, but it’s probably safe to assume he eats fried squid and grilled octopus for his brekky.

As for physiological adjustments, maybe he just balances it on his head in the same way some tribal woman woman balance their weekly shopping.

Then, where does his wee go? Especially considering gravity is a hoax.

Plus eating just squid and octopus is not a healthy diet. They are too high in cholesterol. What happens when poor old Atlas has a heart attack? Huh? Huh???

With gravity being a hoax Atlas doesn’t need to hold it at all. It will just float there.


And, it’s plain to see that Atlas has never had a heart attack, so either he is immune to a high cholesterol diet, he is a god after all, or maybe he never misses his daily dose of atorvastatin.

Huh, he isn’t taking a homeopathic remedy? Has Atlas’ mind been corrupted by Big Pharma?

The earth is flat, and it can be easily explained.

But why does it appear curved when one views the horizon from afar? Simple.

Think of someone holding a piece of cardboard up in the air, with their hand placed in the middle. The weight of the board makes it bend down a bit at the edges.

Atlas is the one holding the planet up in the middle.

That must be hard work. What does Atlas have for his brekky? Where does he put the world when he needs to make a >ahem< physiological adjustment?


If I spoke Greek I could ask him, but it’s probably safe to assume he eats fried squid and grilled octopus for his brekky.

As for physiological adjustments, maybe he just balances it on his head in the same way some tribal woman woman balance their weekly shopping.

Then, where does his wee go? Especially considering gravity is a hoax.

Plus eating just squid and octopus is not a healthy diet. They are too high in cholesterol. What happens when poor old Atlas has a heart attack? Huh? Huh???

With gravity being a hoax Atlas doesn’t need to hold it at all. It will just float there.


And, it’s plain to see that Atlas has never had a heart attack, so either he is immune to a high cholesterol diet, he is a god after all, or maybe he never misses his daily dose of atorvastatin.

OK, you guys ran rings around me logically,

You are now eligible to go start up your own bat-■■■■ crazy cult.

But use your powers for niceness, instead of evil.

http://whatculture.com/science/7-hilariously-batsht-things-david-avocado-wolfe-believes

The earth is flat, and it can be easily explained.

But why does it appear curved when one views the horizon from afar? Simple.

Think of someone holding a piece of cardboard up in the air, with their hand placed in the middle. The weight of the board makes it bend down a bit at the edges.

Atlas is the one holding the planet up in the middle.

That must be hard work. What does Atlas have for his brekky? Where does he put the world when he needs to make a >ahem< physiological adjustment?


If I spoke Greek I could ask him, but it’s probably safe to assume he eats fried squid and grilled octopus for his brekky.

As for physiological adjustments, maybe he just balances it on his head in the same way some tribal woman woman balance their weekly shopping.

Then, where does his wee go? Especially considering gravity is a hoax.

Plus eating just squid and octopus is not a healthy diet. They are too high in cholesterol. What happens when poor old Atlas has a heart attack? Huh? Huh???

With gravity being a hoax Atlas doesn’t need to hold it at all. It will just float there.


And, it’s plain to see that Atlas has never had a heart attack, so either he is immune to a high cholesterol diet, he is a god after all, or maybe he never misses his daily dose of atorvastatin.
"Wolfe claims that mushrooms have an "advanced intelligence and consciousness". He has stated that mushroom spores can "levitate off the planet" and believes they are trying to "get to the center of the sun"."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wolfe_(nutritionist)#Views

He actually, seriously, said that? And people still believe his psycho-babble dross?

Sure. Why not? Seems reasonable.

If the Earth is flat, how do you go around the world? There'd be an edge somewhere?

I like this theory better: Concave Earth

WE LIVE INSIDE THE EARTH YALL

Batshit Crazy is a term that typically the least informed people call upon to describe those that choose to think independently against the herd. In saying that, David Wolfe espouses some seriously major league nonsense.

Sometimes batshit crazy is just batshit crazy.

The sales of organic food correlated perfectly with numbers of autistic children.
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT MR AVACADO MAN???

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Batshit Crazy is a term that typically the least informed people call upon to describe those that choose to think independently against the herd. In saying that, David Wolfe espouses some seriously major league nonsense.

Sometimes batshit crazy is just batshit crazy.

And sometimes it just more polite than calling someone ‘a farking moronic c**t’.

If the Earth is flat, how do you go around the world? There'd be an edge somewhere?

I like this theory better: Concave Earth

WE LIVE INSIDE THE EARTH YALL

https://www.youtyfhjcom/watch?v=xDSS5k-105M&t=13s

Wow.
Just…wow.
I found that fascinating - and even…enjoyable …to watch.
Like a sci-fi film. Or looking inside the mind of an alien.