Dumb Questions Amnesty

 

where did "ham fisted" originate from?

 

Well when a pig gets lonely......................never mind.

 

Sounds like a struggle. Perhaps the assistance of something, say, apple sauce could make it gentler?

Been on a few roller coasters this week. Not really a stupid question, but a preference thing. What’s the better seat, in the front or at the back?

I prefer sitting at the back. After you do those steep climbs at the start, the front seems to be halfway over the hill before it accelerates down the first big drop, so you seem to be going faster during the scarier bits.

Been on a few roller coasters this week. Not really a stupid question, but a preference thing. What's the better seat, in the front or at the back?
I prefer sitting at the back. After you do those steep climbs at the start, the front seems to be halfway over the hill before it accelerates down the first big drop, so you seem to be going faster during the scarier bits.

 always the front

 

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Why is it called a U turn?

Should be an n turn, or upside down U turn.

Why is it called a U turn?
Should be an n turn, or upside down U turn.

Should be called a light bulb turn:

 

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Why is it called a U turn?
Should be an n turn, or upside down U turn.

Should be called a light bulb turn:
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If you are like Wim and drive a Magna, yes a light bulb could be more accurate.

 

 

Why is it called a U turn?
Should be an n turn, or upside down U turn.

Should be called a light bulb turn:
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If you are like Wim and drive a Magna, yes a light bulb could be more accurate.

 

 

My Lancer's turning circle is way too small.

Overshooting everything to hell.  Back up.  Try again.  Yes, yes, I know...it's this stupid car, go around.

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Why do women say “im not fussed” when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don’t hear the end of it?

 

 

Why is it called a U turn?
Should be an n turn, or upside down U turn.

Should be called a light bulb turn:
 

If you are like Wim and drive a Magna, yes a light bulb could be more accurate.

 

I like to use the term, tear-drop , it makes me sound deep and in touch with my feelings.

Should I get a Nutri-Bullet?

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

Related to the notorious "I'm fine" when they are in fact the opposite of that.

 

It's because you should just farking well know what the right answer is without asking.

 

Hint: the right answer is what she thinks the right answer is.

Should I get a Nutri-Bullet?

No.  A blender does the exact same thing. 

Should I get a Nutri-Bullet?

No.  A blender does the exact same thing.

Doubt it, only an industrial quality blender would come close.

Should I get a Nutri-Bullet?


I'm going to bite the bullet {pun intended}, and order this model from the States.
It's the Pro900, they only sell the 600 here that I can see.
Given the number represents power in terms of wattage, it's much more powerful and likely to last much longer.
Obviously, it will be more effective also at pulverising vegetables.
Clearly, it's a risk if the thing breaks down, but the price difference is substantial.
(Note.....I already own a Step Down Transformer, so power differences 110v/240v isn't an issue for me)
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Finally, I can start eating raw broccoli.......fk yeah

 

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

Related to the notorious "I'm fine" when they are in fact the opposite of that.

 

It's because you should just farking well know what the right answer is without asking.

 

Hint: the right answer is what she thinks the right answer is.

 

 

 

What a very astute young man you are  :P .

 

 

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

Related to the notorious "I'm fine" when they are in fact the opposite of that.

 

It's because you should just farking well know what the right answer is without asking.

 

Hint: the right answer is what she thinks the right answer is.

 

 

 

What a very astute young man you are  :P .

 

School of hard knocks :P

Should I get a Nutri-Bullet?


Just eat fruit and vegies.

Is zero actually a number?

Is zero actually a number?

Is nothing actually something?

Is zero actually a number?

It's not a natural number, but it is a number.
Is pi a number? It is irrational, or even transcendental, but not a natural number.