Dumb Questions Amnesty

What does "I've been to paradise but I've never been to me" actually mean?

Same as I stil haven't found what I'm looking for by U2.

Been there. Done that, still not happy.

 

At the time it was seen as an anti-feminist song.

crying for unborn babies and all that.

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

Because women are liars.

They want you to make the decision, but more than that, they want you to make the decision that they want.

I believe this kicks in around puberty for a female.

Little girls are fine, but once they get to about 12-13, you're spending most of your life guessing what they actually mean.

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

More annoying is

 

"I really don't want to talk about it it makes me upset. Can we just not talk about it"

 

One month later.

 

"I can't stop thinking about it and it's still such a big issue and nothing has changed."

 

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

Because women are liars.

They want you to make the decision, but more than that, they want you to make the decision that they want.

I believe this kicks in around puberty for a female.

Little girls are fine, but once they get to about 12-13, you're spending most of your life guessing what they actually mean.

 

In the same token if you didn't ask for their opinion (which they didn't give anyway) you're equally screwed. The asking is just a formality though. You should already know.

 

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

Because women are liars.

They want you to make the decision, but more than that, they want you to make the decision that they want.

I believe this kicks in around puberty for a female.

Little girls are fine, but once they get to about 12-13, you're spending most of your life guessing what they actually mean.

 

And saying ■■■■ like "If you don't know what you've done, I'm not going to tell you!"

 

And "I can't believe you didn't know how that would affect me!"

Man: But you didn't tell me.

Her: I shouldn't have to tell you!!!

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Just sayin'...

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Just sayin'...

are those bullet holes

 

Why do women say "im not fussed" when you ask a question, but then when you choose an option they dont like, you don't hear the end of it?

More annoying is

 

"I really don't want to talk about it it makes me upset. Can we just not talk about it"

 

One month later.

 

"I can't stop thinking about it and it's still such a big issue and nothing has changed."

 

and "you always do this, you never talk about things"

 

 

Why is it called a U turn?
Should be an n turn, or upside down U turn.

Should be called a light bulb turn:
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If you are like Wim and drive a Magna, yes a light bulb could be more accurate.

 

I used to own a Magna wagon.

 

I used to call it the land yacht.

 

You didn't turn corners, you tacked. Three point turn? Don't make me laugh.

I think you boys are complaining a bit too much :stuck_out_tongue: but why people play the cryptic game I don’t know.

What does WSPHU mean?

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We
Should
Pick
Him
Up
Term most commonly used in Drafting/Trading threads when referring to absolute SPUDS.

 

What does WSPHU mean?


We
Should
Pick
Him
Up
Term most commonly used in Drafting/Trading threads when referring to absolute SPUDS.

 

 

 

LOL.

 

Thanks for explaining.

I looked up SPUD in the dictionary and beside it was a picture of Nic Natanui.

 

What does WSPHU mean?


We
Should
Pick
Him
Up
Term most commonly used in Drafting/Trading threads when referring to absolute SPUDS.

 

SPUDS = Servicable Player, Unlikely Draft Surprise

This Video is doing the rounds at the minute.

Is it real ?

Certainly appears to be.

Incredibly lucky.

http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/now-trending/YouTube-video-shows-motorcyclist-land-sitting-on-car-272066161.html?lc=Tablet

I looked up SPUD in the dictionary and beside it was a picture of Nic Natanui.

 

NICNAT

Why are flashers always men? Women are under represented, or at least in the reporting of it.

Why are flashers always men? Women are under represented, or at least in the reporting of it.

Only time I've seen a female flasher in the flesh was after a work christmas party. Assuming she had been out doing the same thing and had a few too many. Kept asking us if we wanted to see more and kept taking more off. Very tidy too.

 

Recently caught a chick sneaking around in the dark across the the road from a mate and I near a shopping center. All she had was a mobile phone. No idea what she was up to. A dare maybe? When she realised we could see her she bolted across a car park and a busy road whilst trying to cover up three places at once. Seemed to be laughing. Must have also been drunk. Not sure if this was a deliberate flash or not.

Does anybody else have trouble recognising people you know when they're wearing those massive sunglasses that everyone seems to wear?