Flog

Oh, also, … Sam McClure.
FLOG.
BEYOND-ULTRA-UBERFLOG!
Sam, not you, although…

Alan_Noonan_10:
Sugar_Winton:
And the Vs as Bs for extra flog points.
I struggle with that bit. I’ve always head VIVA not BIBA. But in Spanish-language films, you do hear a lot of vale, pronounced bar-lay, meaning OK.
The lisped c’s and z’s don’t get used in Extremadura and Andalusia, which is where most emigrants to the New World, the con-keesta-door-ays or conquistadores, come from.
Flog.
Grar-thee-arce

Dont really give a ■■■■ about climate change and dont really give a ■■■■ about other problems that arent my own. But i’ll stir ■■■■ on here to make it seem that way.
The guy who probably looks at your sister a second too long.
Would have probably voted for Trump if I was American. Actually probably wouldnt have bothered.
Wears mens exercise tights.
Terrible driver, although I do know it.
Lives in Sydney, thinks victorians are racist ■■■■■ trying too hard not too be.
Knows nothing about football but acts like I do.
Probably has a punchable head.
FLOG.
There’s another thread called #FARKINGCARNTPOSTING. Might be more your cup of poison.
I’m too helpful to carnts. FLOG

I walk around in summer time and ask “How about this heat?”
I’m a
n ■■■■■■■FLOG
I’m the guy that goes up to people outside in Winter and say 'Cold isn’t it?"
Like no ■■■■ you flog.
I have (and occasionally wear) a cap like this…
Do you have a beard and drink Melbourne?
Only on track days
I say “Alexa, turn off the bedroom lights” - which takes longer than just flicking the switch.
Such a FLOG

Tombob:
I’m 50 years old, tubby & wear a footy jumper to games
That’s Flogometer red zone level
( Look for me Saturday, Essendon jumper # 26 )
As long as you can still fit into it, it’s all good. I still wear mine. Although I’m waaaay under 50.
Cough *44 cough.
Yeah, what’s the point of going to the footy and not dress up in footy gear? You’re meant to show your allegiance and passion.
I’ve stated several times that I beleive having a “welcome to country” for almost every little thing is tacky and stinks of white mans guilt. We even had one when a previous workplace moved into a new office.
Flog

You’re meant to show your allegiance and passion.
…and Beer Gut!! Wooooo!!!
If you had a straight black one… does it still make you a flog?
I always make a big show about asking the taxi driver how his day has been despite the fact that I don’t give a single flying fark about how his day has been.
FLOG
I don’t even use taxis anymore just UBERs.
Mellennial Flog, even thou I’m 40 years of age

I get my chest and back waxed before summer, to show off at the beach.
If people ever comment, I tell them “I just don’t seem to grow body hair.”
While my gf looks at me with disgust. She knows. She knows the truth.
Now that I’m 44 @Klawdy, I get the barber to shave the back and sides to 1/2 to cut out the grey. I also trim my eyebrows of those random thick Jack and the beanstalk hairs.
Aging FLOG.
If you are in the express line of airport security and you don’t have your ■■■■ together to move through quickly I will share my displeasure
I have many flog vectors.
But I will turn up at your house and start telling you how badly you’ve set up your AV equipment and be very hard to get off the topic.
I dislike everyone in football media yet I still record all the review shows on Monday night just to see if they talk about Essendon.
FLOG
I self diagnosed I’m lactose intolerant.