Actually, that also reminds me:
I once took a catch playing cricket, after the team had dropped like 6 or 7 in a row, gave a spray saying it’s not that hard and then slipped over chasing a ball in the outfield conceding a boundary.
FLOG.
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Playing cricket is automatic FLOG status.
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Scored a 30 yd screamer of a game winner in soccer and ran the length of the pitch to celebrate infront of bunch of 12 year olds giving me ■■■■ when i came off the bench.
Flog
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I’m wearing my summer clothes at work despite it being farking freezing to show off my tan and remind my coworkers of the 5 fabulous weeks I had away from them.
FLOG.
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Soccer flog again, Despite the fact i play 7th division ill still carry on like a twat after scoring even a simple tap in.
FLOG
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Now that is one I so do not believe.
If Mrs Scotty puts mushrooms anywhere near my food i wont eat it.
Flog
The US women’s soccer team at like that, when they scored their 9th goal against Thailand.
So you have every right to celebrate like you do.
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I drink long macchiatos and say prosciutto in a heavy Italian accent because my ever increasing bogan Aussie twang masks my Italian heritage to strangers.
Absolute flog.
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I like to walk around in shorts, singlets and thongs all through winter and immediately correct people whenever they says it’s cold.
F
L
O
G
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I say “proshecco”, and I sometimes also drink it
MASSIVE FLOG
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I annoy the niece and nephew until they crack the ■■■■■ and their mum yells at em for making too much noise.
UNCLE FLOG!
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I sneak some of my children’s Easter eggs and if they notice, accuse Mrs diggers of thieving them.
FLOG
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When asked if I want to round up my purchase with the extra to be given to charity, I decline.
Thrifty FLOG
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I don’t, … and don’t want to, do either of those things.
Only trend following consumer sheep do. Flogs.
(Hi Craft Beer, …Hiiiiii!! 
)
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Oh this’ll set you off.
At the pub I choose the weirdest sounding beer on the menu. When I get back to my table I take a photo of it and post it to my beer social media app. Then while I drink and chat I keep ignoring my group, putting my head in my phone to type in tasting notes.
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Thinking your superior because you stick with habits formed as a teenager.
FLOG
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Watching AFL 360, … Bit of Flog on Flog action.
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Touché
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