Elons gonna need to refine Grok’s answers a little more. I’m sceptical this is from grok though when theres no mention of South African white farmer genocide in its answer.
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Re the Texas flood:
Texas Governor Greg Abbott credited prayer for the successful rescues and called for people to pray for Texas.
“All we know is that prayer does work,” he said. “Prayer matters and we thank God almighty. God has blessed Texas and will continue to bless our great state.”
So God stops inflicting disasters and death only after prayers?
Humans are deluded superstitious idiots.
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Yeah, but farmers were praying for rain before the floods, so it’s their fault, not Gods.
It’s science.
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Someone discovered that if you right click you can use the thesaurus function.
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‘My unmatched turtleneck coupled with sheer turtleneck makes me a dangerous turtleneck in any realm of turtleneck’
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I’d not like to go up against Mr Tate in a sex trafficking of young girls competition. He would be a fearful opponent in that realm.
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Rape, sex trafficking and being a total POS aren’t exactly realms of human endeavour worth gloating about.
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Nothing says ‘unmatched perspicacity’ like getting embroiled in a Twitter fight with a 16yo, giving away your hidden location by leaving a pizza box in shot, and getting arrested for sex trafficking as a result.
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Didn’t he get shown up by a teenage girl and a pizza box?
Fearsome!
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He does look like a ■■■■■ with that turtle-neck.
In a speech to the UK Parliament, Macron claimed that might is not right ( in the context of Russia’s war on Ukraine and Europe more widely).
In a statement in Washington DC, Netanyahu referred to the continuing Israel policy of peace through strength, supported by the US. He claimed that policy on behalf of Jews throughout the world .
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A bit unfortunate that a hell of a lot of Jews around the world aren’t existing under Iron Domes of their own, but thanks for the big proud target Bibi.
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Peace through strength? - well, Jews do have a lot of people famous in the world of comedy, but this one’s up there with the best one-liners
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I just imagined it delivered by Mel Brooks and now I’m giggling.
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We really don’t need anything resembling the similarly pithy and contrarian Work makes one free.
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At his meeting with Netanyahu, Speaker Johnson referred to a shared goal of achieving a ceasefire agreement in Gaza that is righteous, enduring and rooted in the principle of peace through strength.
The Righteous Brothers and their loving feeling.
We can be pretty confident that it would be rooted.
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Some bloody roots.