Their alternative “Odour, Smelling, and Flatulation” is a hit though.
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What’s the count for football threads compared to others?
If you replace the “W” in “What, Where and When,” with “T” you get the answer to each of them.
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Jesu’s Chri’st!!
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They missed putting the apostrophe in “Repairs”.
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And weldin’g
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Far right?
Far out!
Maybe it’s Grandmother Stabbed, like Old Mother Hubbard
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When Rover took over?
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It’s terrible structure, but the logic is in 2 parts:
First story:
Teen charged with murder after grandmother stabbed.
Second story:
Mother of aforementioned teen apologised to the family of the murdered grandmother, hence:
Mother of <previous headline, which should explain what teen we’re talking about> speaks
I wonder if it’s an AI headline…
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I mean - I do actually understand it - because I know the story.
What the flying fox is the journalism world coming to, though??
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I’m trying to get keyboard software amended, so that every time the user hits the apostrophe key, the software comes back with “Do you really need that apostrophe?”, and if the user answers Yes, then context is checked, particularly with pronouns, and the software says “Really? I think not” and locks the user out. Only permissible if it’s a contracted pronoun or a possessive.
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Or a contracted verb. Eg, it’s raining outside. (It isn’t, by the way. And n’t is permissible too.)
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That’s just silly…it’s spelt DUTTON
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GHOTI = FISH
GH as in enough
o as in women
ti as in negotiate
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I’m just going to assume this is how the Welsh correctly spell it.
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The persistent he’s / his thing is messing with my head