Gumtree D*ckheads

My favorite selling personal stuff story. It wasnt on gumtree, although parts of it involved a Eucalyptus obliqua so I reckon thats close enough.
A tree lopper came around to my joint about 5 years ago to trim some tree’s that were growing too close to the power lines.
He noticed my old work vehicle that had been sitting in the back yard for quite a few years gathering dust. An FJ62 landcruiser.
After some friendly banter regarding what great cars the fj series is, I got the feeling he was going to offer me some cash for it. Great…I was close to sending it to the tip anyway. Im thinking, 500 bucks its his. He poked and prodded it…let out a sigh and said…I will give you a grand. Done, say’s I. Pay me when you pick it up.
No way, say’s he. I will transfer the money right now. Which he did.
That was 5 years ago, and I never saw him again. His phone number is dissconnected and the company he worked for havn’t seen him either for years.

I just sold the car again, to a wrecker for 300.

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eBay not gumtree

10 day auction
Ends at about 11am on a wednesday

Of course there’s exactly 1 question for the first 9 days, 23 hours, then 6 questions in the last hour

The obligatory “what does “as is” mean?”
The obligatory asking something that’s stated very, very clearly in the description, and the title, and shown in2 separate photos.

And yet they all bid on it anyway

The “why haven’t you posted it?”, before they’ve paid.

Wankers.

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Also I reckon that’s bonzo’s story for the cops.

Bloke “gives him” a wad of cash on a handshake and “disappears”.
100% bonzo poured a slab for a new shed about a week later.

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Put something on Gumtree recently. As I’m on the outer fringe of the metro area I said I’d be prepared to meet up closer to the buyer if it helped. Bloke from 40km away contacts me and asks if I can travel anywhere nearer to him . I happily confirm I’m actually going to be right in his area in two days. Crickets chirping for a week. Gets back to me. “Sorry mate, missed your message. Can you travel to me again?” Sometimes I think there’s actually people who just go on that site to fark with you…

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Agree, there seems to be no site without its trolls.

I also wonder about “bots”, the amount of this I get the “Is your _______ still available”, then radio silence after replying yes is ridiculous.

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Yep - put my dad’s boat on gumtree and had an offer within the first few hours for the full price. Never heard back from him again.

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People who advertise trades on Gumtree, then when you contact them they say “not interested”.

Painter - Looking for all types of work, new homes, renovations, touch ups, no job too big or small.

“Hi mate, we’re getting our house painted are you able to drop by and give us an idea of price”

“no thanks”

Thats two so far.

???

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We had our thermomix up there as we were getting a brand new one for free, due to the burning scandal, and when we bought ours the new model was released like a week later.

so anyway sold for like $500 which was $200 less than most others on marketplace, albeit was missing a the little cup. And the person who was getting a great deal then tried to talk the price down before announcing that it was only for their shack anyway.

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Works both ways - i contacted a few sellers about an item and they don’t bother responding. Really a ■■■■ experience -be reluctant to deal with gumtree again.

Love Gumtree. Buy all my camera gear through it. Bargains to be had. Lots of people shifting near-new impulse buys that didn’t make them a better photographer.

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Not gumtree but we were giving away a double bed mattress away through a Facebook group. First I get questions like “what are the measurements?” ahh it’s a double bed mattress. Then they rock up with a smallish hatchback to pick it up - the mattress was wider than the car. Seriously.

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Blitztree: Anyone want to buy a 3 week old Sony Pro Force 2.1 soundbar? 300 watts, wireless sub.

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Do you deliver?
And will you take 110% less than what you’re asking?

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No and no.

Does it come with a free hat?

Will you trade it for my daughter’s collection of used tissues?

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I can throw in a hat.

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Sorry, already have a used tissue collection.
Would your daughter like to improve her collection by buying mine?

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Happy to swap used tissue collections if you include a $20 sweetener.