Jack Watts

Reboot · February 3, 2019, 7:08am

Fair statement I would think

Robin_Close · February 3, 2019, 7:10am

Whipped?

Crazy_Bomber · February 3, 2019, 7:13am

Extra dallop

Kj_11 · February 3, 2019, 7:15am

No fat?

Sameolds2010 · February 3, 2019, 7:19am

Past it’s used by

Reboot · February 3, 2019, 7:21am

Yes

No comment

Bessie · February 3, 2019, 7:26am

O god…I have just put the strawberries back in the fridge…

Eastie_Boi1 · February 3, 2019, 7:27am

Watt was he thinking?

wimmera1 · February 3, 2019, 7:31am

Possibly that he could escape the fishbowl in Germany.
The fool.

Wanderlust · February 3, 2019, 7:34am

The one this Watts has excelled at, inspiring A grade memes!

Aceman · February 3, 2019, 7:41am

He probably thought motor boating was a safer hobby than water skiing

Zimmer · February 3, 2019, 8:07am

Yeah, but we don’t play for Port Adelaide.

stir_fried_ewok · February 3, 2019, 8:48am

The biggest thing that will come out of this story is that nobody, including everyone at Port, gives a stuff about Jack Watts, or whether his very mediocre football career was already over.

sweatyman · February 3, 2019, 9:09am

I don’t know, I must be getting old; how hard is it to avoid doing stupid things in front of a camera? You’d reckon given recent reports, he’d be doubly careful.

barry_day · February 3, 2019, 9:14am

JBOMBER · February 3, 2019, 9:36am

You would hope that one of the 1st things we are teaching young kids coming into the club is the dangers of being filmed. Tell you’re mates - “don’t film me you kents” & if you see a camera, maybe thats not the right time to snort a line or do ANYTHING you wouldn’t want the world to see. I keep thinking about Carlisle - its one thing to do some drugs in your spare time but FFS how brain-dead do you have to be to not think its going to get out if you allow it to be filmed.

SMJ · February 3, 2019, 9:42am

The problem is, saying “don’t do something stupid in front of a camera” actuallly means “don’t do something stupid ever” given that every single person is armed with a camera at all times

SMJ · February 3, 2019, 9:42am

How on earth does this not have more likes

Reboot · February 3, 2019, 9:43am

What he did was legal, and common practice. WTAF is the problem?

SMJ · February 3, 2019, 9:44am

Sooooo she was completely naked, and you were eating off her stomach? Why?