Jack Watts

It was a party, and she was the dining table.

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Wanted to post this on DJ king but sadly too long

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I think you may have missed my point. You chose the stomach of all naked places you could have chosen?!

I think it was the extra dallop

But everywhere else there are crevices you could lose your marching powder down. Or it would just roll off the devils dumplings.

Ah, I see.
Itā€™s where the strawberries were.

Strawberries and cream seems a bit posh there boot. Where I grew up it was sausage rolls and party pies off the sweaty lower back of a council worker.

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I was well and truly grown up when this party went happened AB.

Saving them for your Swan Hill trip?

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I havenā€™t grown up yet. Still time to make strawberries and cream happen.

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Maybe they were in season?

Wasnā€™t he snorting coke? Which would be illegal?

Not that I gaf. I think i think its great

If itā€™s the substance that Watts says it is, heā€™s done nothing wrong at all that I can see. Itā€™s not actually cocaine.

Maybe Iā€™m not fully across the story but people are allowed to have fun.

Nope.
A menthol and sugar mix popular at Oktoberfest.
$6 from your friendly local beer hall

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Wash it down with a milkshake??

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Oh really? Then youā€™re right, nothing to see here

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One of lifeā€™s regrets is not making it to Oktoberfest.

I donā€™t know your circumstancesā€¦ but perhaps that comment is a bit premature?

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Youā€™re not dead yet.

Edit: @samwoods worded that a bit better than myself.

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Fair enough. Is it normally taken nasally? (genuine question)