Match review. Dreamtime

Football Discussion Dustin Fletcher Hangar
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YT is correct. And I think most of Blitz is in agreement in fairness. WTF is the point of playing Crowley and using him like we do. Just what's the point?

Jackson for Crowley is the most obvious change of all fkg time. At least Jackson is going to be here next year and by most reports had a steamer in the 2s.

If crowley isnt tagging then there is no use playing him. And if we werent going to play him as a tagger what was the point of even picking him up in the first place.

Poor coaching by woosha to not play the guy in his best position, especially considering there is nobody else putting their hand up for the tagging role.

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Apart from Dea and Kelly the rest of the top ups have been nothing but useless might as well just replace them with kids.

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That was frustrating as all hell.

Hartley has slowed down a bit. Few times he was beaten by good service but he was down big time.
BJ… fk me.

Jeez it was just hard to watch.

I’m pleased that we got beaten by a decent margin so we can’t blame the umpires. That was one of the worst adjudicated games I can ever remember.


Yeah they definitely deserved to win (mostly due to our terrible skills) but geez the umpiring was terrible.
I would like to see how Ants and his deluded mates responds to this and how they could yet again defend the maggots' decisions.
I assume this is a reference to your delusion that the AFL has ordered the umpires to penalise us so that we lose games. And rather than reply to my more substantial question to you in the other thread, you've jumped on one poorly umpired game where we got the short straw as a 'gotcha' moment.

I hate to break it to you, but umpires have bad games (more than they should) and sometimes that goes against us, sometimes for us. That we got a bad run in the first half is hardly proof of an AFL conspiracy.

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Tonight was a step forward in terms of gamestyle. We opened them up regularly with quick ball movement and good run. Unfortunately we burnt the ball a fair bit. But you could see how we were going to score in a semi-methodical fashion. And the boys played with some flair. We didn’t fail to score due to lack of structure and positioning, as has been the case. We just squandered some really promising play via poor choices/execution.

I reckon we are moving in the right direction if we can keep the physical side of things together. The side seemed to enjoy their footy tonight. And once again, played with genuine fight for most of the game. We just arent good enough. Yet.

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This forum consists of “I LOVE THIS CLUB”, then when we actyally play “EVERYONE IS ■■■■ AND PATHETIC ■■■■ YOU ALL”. Don’t change blitz.

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I know this is the match review thread, but I just want to have a lengthy rant about this ridiculous Saturday night commentary team.

Brian Taylor - An idiot. Rarely calls the game, simply rabbits on relentlessly about everything that enters his small mind other than what is happening right in front of him on the ground. Football is a side note for him, I think he finds the games boring/uninteresting and he genuinely believes he is a funny guy so he aims for what he would consider to be the hysterical one liner or the old rhyming slang. I can’t stand listening to his stupidity and he makes me hate watching football.

Luke Darcy - As thick as two bricks and twice as thick. He spends the entire night looking to bounce his level and version of humour off his hilarious mate Brian. Every now and then will mention something that is happening on the field, usually only talks about the flavour of the month player in Cyril, RANCE, Franklin or Cyril and I think every Saturday night wouldn’t know the names of all of the players out on the field. Usually aims for making an ‘insightful’ comment but generally comes off as sounding stupid (example I’ve posted earlier in this thread). Makes me want to mute my TV then punch myself in the groin until the pain down below makes me forget all about how much I hate football commentary.

Matthew ‘Richo’ Richardson - The low IQ, comic relief, Blokey ex footy player who clearly knows someone in the right place to continue in his employ. Comments range from the flat out stupid, something like “It’s a cold night, pretty cold in winter in Melbourne it can get so tonight is no exception” to the flat out ridiculously stupid, something like “They’re down by 48 with only two minutes to go, they need the next goal here”. It’s like he was one day dared by a mate to show up at the MCG on a game day and try to convince someone to give him a microphone and media pass so he could get on TV, and now he’s so far into the ruse that he’s too scared to back out, so he just commentates accordingly.

Cameron Ling - The proverbial good bloke every man, never in the history of sports commentary has any one man made the absolute blindingly obvious, seem so damned blindingly obvious. I think if he was at home and saw a picture of a cat on the TV, he would just say the word “CAT” out loud. Wouldn’t matter if any one was there to see it or hear it, he just wouldn’t be able to help himself. If the picture of the cat was on TV for longer than 5-6 seconds, he would find himself saying “CAT” out loud again. Specialty Sideline comments have never been so drab, monotoned and boring.

JUST
COMMENTATE
THE
DAMNED
GAME.

Good post.
How about the commentary after Crowley’s goal when they were arguing that it shouldn’t have been a goal because Crowley was touching the post when he kicked it through.

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This forum consists of "I LOVE THIS CLUB", then when we actyally play "EVERYONE IS ■■■■ AND PATHETIC ■■■■ YOU ALL". Don't change blitz.

To be fair just because it’s a football forum doesn’t mean many of the poster have a clue.

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Bring back Peter Landy, Bob Skilton and Lou Richards style any day.

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I didn’t mind our game yesterday. Genuinely tested Richmond at times. Crowley’s amazing handball to nowhere gave me a laugh. There was a lot to like. Anyone getting upset by the losses needs to reset their expectations.

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Donuts out the front of gate 2 were sensational.

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Donuts out the front of gate 2 were sensational.
Review please...

-Type of oil used in the fryers
-Texture
-was the jam scalding hot, or just right ?
-did enough sugar adhere to the outside of said donuts, cinnamon sugar etc ?
-on a scale of 1-10, how did consumption sooth the pain and embarrassment of another loss to Rich ?
-guilt factor of exorbitant calories IN
-pics

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Donuts out the front of gate 2 were sensational.

Blitz first! Something actually lived up to the pre game hype!

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What a pleasure to watch such great umpiring, especially early in the game.

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Donuts out the front of gate 2 were sensational.
Review please...

-Type of oil used in the fryers
-Texture
-was the jam scalding hot, or just right ?
-did enough sugar adhere to the outside of said donuts, cinnamon sugar etc ?
-on a scale of 1-10, how did consumption sooth the pain and embarrassment of another loss to Rich ?
-guilt factor of exorbitant calories IN
-pics

The custard filled one was smooth and rich and at the perfect temp.

The sugar coated one made me sit down it was so good. Didn’t even remember about the game.

I did go for a run this morn and i doubt it put a dent in the calorie count. But, like cancer causing bacon, totally worth it.

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Looking for a backman against freeo, The Langford. Might teach him about effort.

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Looking for a backman against freeo, The Langford. Might teach him about effort.

O goody another idiot

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Didn’t see the usual full platform of Essendon grog squad but the group I was in went absolutely batshite crazy, their players would only have to miss a kick and we gave It to the Richmond fans next to us in spades, 1980 1980.
Big guy from Jarmy army waltzed in, stood in the guts and repeatedly let loose at the 15-20 Richmond blokes in front of him…haha loved it.

Maybe it’s because we are a bitter and twisted lot but I have definitely noticed that our supporters are more vocal around the ground this year, our inner feral has now been unleashed.

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I know this is the match review thread, but I just want to have a lengthy rant about this ridiculous Saturday night commentary team.

Brian Taylor - An idiot. Rarely calls the game, simply rabbits on relentlessly about everything that enters his small mind other than what is happening right in front of him on the ground. Football is a side note for him, I think he finds the games boring/uninteresting and he genuinely believes he is a funny guy so he aims for what he would consider to be the hysterical one liner or the old rhyming slang. I can’t stand listening to his stupidity and he makes me hate watching football.

Luke Darcy - As thick as two bricks and twice as thick. He spends the entire night looking to bounce his level and version of humour off his hilarious mate Brian. Every now and then will mention something that is happening on the field, usually only talks about the flavour of the month player in Cyril, RANCE, Franklin or Cyril and I think every Saturday night wouldn’t know the names of all of the players out on the field. Usually aims for making an ‘insightful’ comment but generally comes off as sounding stupid (example I’ve posted earlier in this thread). Makes me want to mute my TV then punch myself in the groin until the pain down below makes me forget all about how much I hate football commentary.

Matthew ‘Richo’ Richardson - The low IQ, comic relief, Blokey ex footy player who clearly knows someone in the right place to continue in his employ. Comments range from the flat out stupid, something like “It’s a cold night, pretty cold in winter in Melbourne it can get so tonight is no exception” to the flat out ridiculously stupid, something like “They’re down by 48 with only two minutes to go, they need the next goal here”. It’s like he was one day dared by a mate to show up at the MCG on a game day and try to convince someone to give him a microphone and media pass so he could get on TV, and now he’s so far into the ruse that he’s too scared to back out, so he just commentates accordingly.

Cameron Ling - The proverbial good bloke every man, never in the history of sports commentary has any one man made the absolute blindingly obvious, seem so damned blindingly obvious. I think if he was at home and saw a picture of a cat on the TV, he would just say the word “CAT” out loud. Wouldn’t matter if any one was there to see it or hear it, he just wouldn’t be able to help himself. If the picture of the cat was on TV for longer than 5-6 seconds, he would find himself saying “CAT” out loud again. Specialty Sideline comments have never been so drab, monotoned and boring.

JUST
COMMENTATE
THE
DAMNED
GAME.

This tends to confirm a theory l have developed over the last few years. These guys it appears have been given licence to develop their commentary based on their own personalities above and beyond the game itself. What is happening out on the ground is now less important than the actual play. Could be the dopes they have hired to do the job. l much prefer radio commentary and always have.

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Didn't see the usual full platform of Essendon grog squad but the group I was in went absolutely batshite crazy, their players would only have to miss a kick and we gave It to the Richmond fans next to us in spades, 1980 1980. Big guy from Jarmy army waltzed in, stood in the guts and repeatedly let loose at the 15-20 Richmond blokes in front of him.....haha loved it.

Maybe it’s because we are a bitter and twisted lot but I have definitely noticed that our supporters are more vocal around the ground this year, our inner feral has now been unleashed.

I/we are bitter and twisted, best time to let loose as you/we have nothing to lose.

People/supporters will just think sheesh they’re bitter and twisted. (and we already know that :smiley: )

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I thought the attacking intent was much better last night but execution failed (clearly) on too many occasions to call it a success.

Again we were treated with a display of Tippa brilliance, Parish looking like a 10 year veteran star and Raz putting some dazzle into the forward line.

My biggest concern is the turnovers coming out of the back half, no doubt this hopefully improves next year when we have Hurley and Hibberd kicking instead of Gwilt and Goddard. On that note, Goddard was epic in terms of work load last night but his disposal looks dodgy at best. Has torched the team on multiple fast breaks for the last few weeks and it is a worrying sign. Not writing him off just yet but the signs of a fast approaching cliff are starting to appear.

Some notes-
Edwards - Was ok in the first half up around the ball, was then moved to the forward pocket of death and did nothing. Really not sure why we continue to use him out of position. Deserves another 2-3 weeks through the middle.

Gleeson - Left field selection by Bomber that seemingly unearthed a ‘star’… might have been a bit quick on the trigger. Looks mediocre, still is light framed, has disposal and decision making issues. Struggles to slip tackles and looks a little lost off half back. I’d like to see him given plenty of midfield minutes in the VFL as I feel that might be more his go.

Tippa- Needs the tank to play midfield, is an awesome talent and best disposal on the list. Worth the price of admission and hopefully just keeps improving at the level.

Parish - Another week that just confirms, reconfirms and triple confirms that the kid is going to be an out and out superstar. Clean hands, great vision, hit the scoreboard and looked dangerous resting up forward. Very very special talent.

JD - Got to play the high CHF and did it well again this week. Nailed 2 goals and took some really nice grab. Has benefitted from playing minutes in the ruck which get him into the game. Dropped 2 sitters and still needs to work on that area of his game. Is developing nicely imho.

Zaka - Has slowed down a little the last few weeks after a blistering start to the season but that could be about workload as he carries the burden of being the ‘main man’ in the middle each week. If he keeps this effort and attitude next year when he is 4-5th in the pecking order behind Watson, Heppell, Parish and Zerrett… then we could see him regularly rip games apart.

Zerrett - Needs to work on his effeciency by foot but you couldn’t ask for more from a young midfielder. Hard as nails, good vision, exceptional attitude and work ethic. The combo of Heppell/Parish/Zerrett is going to be very very special for the next 10 years.