My wife would be jealous I didn’t do it for her. But it would be way worth it.
Can I at least wear a tux not a wedding dress?
Maybe something like this, but wearing an Essendon guernsey under the coat:
And maybe in front of a Kia.
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Tell him ITS TIME
Then walk off.
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More like in front of an A-Mart sofa bed
Nope
Do a search for “Dylans iPhone” or “Shiels Phone” and airdrop some photos of this thread and him in an essendon jumper
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See now we are getting creative. Better than “Give him a wristy”
So, Im in a wedding dress with a boom box playing our theme song, with an Essendon jumper doing the @DJR on an amart couch, holding a Fujitsu aircon.
Boom
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Blowing him is the opposite way to go about it
2 songs on repeat…
- Kashmir
- Two Tribes
Any neighbours complain about the noise, turn the dial a fraction clockwise, and activate Mega Bass !
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I would also add play Spirited Shift
followed by Essendon Theme Song
We should be going after Cunnington. Screw that ■■■■ hole club he plays for.
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He is a fine player but l would rather Higgins myself, but whatever. Since neither player looks like moving on, it is a rather pointless exercise. You appear to be motivated by hate.
Not true. My motivation is hate…wait, yes you are correct.
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Higgins is a grain of sand away from retiring of sweat rash. Absolute injury prone old fkn ■■■■■ who credit to him had a season I didn’t think he could deliver and never will again.
Cunnington is the most complete battler in the AFL. A very very very good battler.
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That would be fine by me.
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The club could bite that bullet, but l would be trying to hold onto Laverde and Baguely. If it was necessary to cut 3 of the 4, then Mark would miss out. Again, that is only if it was up to me. l love Bags, but getting Shiel to EFC would be too good an opportunity to pass up.
LAV is ‘hoped’ to become an inside mid for us
Shiel is already a known quality gun
And we have the Stringer/Langford fwd/mid players sorted.
Can’t imagine we are that tight for $$ to have to cut all those Fog noted unless you factoring in Shiel on top of another trade target.
We would have been planning for one incoming gun at the $1mil/yr level.
In a heartbeat.
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I would try and keep Laverde, and Bags deserves another year.
Happy for Green and Hartley to go, would also shop around Colyer.
If we got offered a good trade for Laverde…ie equal to his pick later first round then I would consider trading him.
Just feel hes gonna explode next year.
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