Operation Human Shiel


#81

My wife would be jealous I didn’t do it for her. But it would be way worth it.
Can I at least wear a tux not a wedding dress?


#82

Maybe something like this, but wearing an Essendon guernsey under the coat:

And maybe in front of a Kia.


#83

Tell him ITS TIME

Then walk off.


#84

More like in front of an A-Mart sofa bed


#85

Nope


#86

Do a search for “Dylans iPhone” or “Shiels Phone” and airdrop some photos of this thread and him in an essendon jumper


#87

See now we are getting creative. Better than “Give him a wristy”

So, Im in a wedding dress with a boom box playing our theme song, with an Essendon jumper doing the @DJR on an amart couch, holding a Fujitsu aircon.
Boom


#88

Thankyou @BomberMik, he’s as good as ours!


#89

Blowing him is the opposite way to go about it


#90

2 songs on repeat…

  • Kashmir
  • Two Tribes

Any neighbours complain about the noise, turn the dial a fraction clockwise, and activate Mega Bass !


#91

I would also add play Spirited Shift
followed by Essendon Theme Song


#92

We should be going after Cunnington. Screw that ■■■■ hole club he plays for.


#93

He is a fine player but l would rather Higgins myself, but whatever. Since neither player looks like moving on, it is a rather pointless exercise. You appear to be motivated by hate.


#94

Not true. My motivation is hate…wait, yes you are correct.


#95

Higgins is a grain of sand away from retiring of sweat rash. Absolute injury prone old fkn ■■■■■ who credit to him had a season I didn’t think he could deliver and never will again.

Cunnington is the most complete battler in the AFL. A very very very good battler.


#96

If getting Shiel meant we would not offer contracts to Laverde, Hartley, Baguely and Green, would this be ok??

Laverde the big loss there for me.


#97

That would be fine by me.


#98

The club could bite that bullet, but l would be trying to hold onto Laverde and Baguely. If it was necessary to cut 3 of the 4, then Mark would miss out. Again, that is only if it was up to me. l love Bags, but getting Shiel to EFC would be too good an opportunity to pass up.


#99

LAV is ‘hoped’ to become an inside mid for us

Shiel is already a known quality gun

And we have the Stringer/Langford fwd/mid players sorted.

Can’t imagine we are that tight for $$ to have to cut all those Fog noted unless you factoring in Shiel on top of another trade target.

We would have been planning for one incoming gun at the $1mil/yr level.


#100

In a heartbeat.