Paul Turk resigns

Nah i’m backing Woosha. I’m not on panic mode yet.

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He died was fired, so others could live win.

so why announce it now and not 6 weeks ago?

They didnt announce it at all, barretts made a news story out of it

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Who aspires to live on the Gold Coast?

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tomic

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Look, we’ve decided to bring your decision forward, to help you chase those dreams in Queensland…

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… So finish your set and Fark off

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Paul Turk is just getting in really early for schoolies. Super hard to find a place around that time of year.

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and what does Luke Ball do?

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Essendon’s Ambassador to the AFL Boys club

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Literally everyone that muscly has aspirations to live on the Gold Coast

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Young turk?

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Latte sipper extraordinaire

Maybe he runs the cafe!

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Yep. We can’t even lie competently

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Told us 6 weeks ago that he’s leaving

Going to use current employed staff to take his place

So we don’t even have a proper qualified fitness coach?

No wonder we got smashed yesterday

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normally we have to wait until round 6 or 7 for essington to emerge. Now its emerging before the season even starts.

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Yes, it is a fair point you make…

It’s gonna be a long season isn’t it smh :man_facepalming:

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This is where the timing and process makes people ohhhh so skeptical about what’s been said…

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