Prince Andy's b0ner goes ape

You all realize it is made up right?

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Of course it’s not ! This isn’t the Murdoch Media.

If William is the Prince, is this guy the King??

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What’s the original source?

There was an article in The Guardian that referenced an article in the Australian that was removed after about 6 hours on line,

Public Service Announcement

Today on the internet it’s #nationalboobday

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Google The Cut

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But wait there is more.

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According to Ghislaine, the photo of Andy and Virginia is a fake. Therefore Andy is innocent.

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Because her testimony is so trustworthy.

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Stand by for a wave of deaths by cough/natural causes/cough.

Still one of the best thread titles on Blitz.

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“billionaire hotel magnate”

I wonder, could that possibly be the ■■■■■ grabbing, beauty pageant girl ogling, billionaire hotel magnate I suspect it is?

Thats OK, he has a 5mm thick teflon coating.

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PCIII looks like he has to cope with another rogue family member, with mummies boy Andy trying to find revenue sources out of the middle east, now that the Queen is gone.

His cousin , Juan Carlos, the disgraced former King of Spain, lives in exile in Abu Dhabi.
They would have met up at the funeral of QE2.

We criticise AFL players for not setting themselves up for retirement. Not that this guy probably ever had a ‘job’ but HTF is he not just super rich, and can just live off some kind of trust?

Primogeniture is a hell of a drug.

99% of the Royal family’s wealth belongs to the reigning monarch. That’s how the monarchy stays rich, if they split all the dosh between all the brothers amd cousins etc generation after generation, the holdings would be whittled away n a few generations. So non-inheriting royals and their families live high on the hog while theyre still in the monarch’s immediate family, but as time passes and they get more peripheral, they all of a sudden have to make do with the relatively tiny (by the standards they’re used to) holdings they own as individuals. Which dont go so far when you’re hiring the best lawyers in two continents for years, trying to keep yourself out of creepo jail.

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