Elon might give them a ride on his spaceships. They’re not going to get doored on Mars.
Although there mightn’t be enough coffee shops there for them to sit there in their lycra taking 3 hours for 1 cappuccino.
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A man received a call saying his wife had been admitted to hospital. Rushing to the hospital, he was advised by the doctor that she was in an accident and is now in a coma. The Doctor says there is a technique to try bringing her out of the coma, but it is a little unorthodox - it requires oral sex to be performed. The man says he is willing to do it! 5 mins later he exits his wife’s room, “doctor, she appears to be choking…”
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Had to share this wonderful story.
Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this “legend.”
A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited.
One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk.
After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone.
She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store: Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.
The woman’s heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled demurely.
Pull yourself together! She chides herself. You’re a happily married woman with three children, you’re forty-five years old, not a teenager!
The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman’s direction.
When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change but her other hand was empty.
Where’s my ice cream cone?
Did I leave it in the store? Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk’s hand or in a holder on the counter or something!
No ice cream cone was in sight.
With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman.
His face broke into his familiar, warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman,
“You put it in your purse.”
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But is it also simultaneously closed as well? 
Yes and therein lies the conundrum.
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But where’s the cat food?
