I got my head checked. By a jumbo jet.I thought it was “by Ajen Bochek”, whom I then assumed was some psychiatrist dude.
I thought it was shaved rather than checked, but I get a lot of lyrics wrong.
Anyway, Stan, you’ve reminded me of…
http://thumbs3.picclick.com/d/l400/pict/282033945254_/Elton-John-–-Too-Low-For-Zero-–.jpg
…which I’ll give a spin after work tonight, so thanks for that.
“I’ve got soul but I’m not a soldier.” - The Killers
"I've got soul but I'm not a soldier." - The Killers
Heh - heard that one on the way home today 
Mama said to me we gotta have your life run right
Off you go to school where you can learn the rules there right
Be just like your dad lad
Follow in the same tradition
Never go astray and stay an honest lovin’ son
And the next verse is equally crap:
Tried to let me in but I jumped out of my skin in time
I saw through the lies and read the alibi signs
So I left my home I’m really on my own at last
Left the trodden path and separated from the past
Lots of the lyrics so far presented seem quirky rather than ridiculous. Hard to beat these for straight out ridiculousness and stupidity and jaw dropping embarrassment. And it was a huge hit.
Paul Anka did it his way, I suppose
Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
How much you love me.
Having my baby
What a lovely way of saying
What you’re thinking of me.
I can see it
your face is glowing
I can see it in your eyes.
I’m happy knowin’
that you’re having my baby.
You’re the woman I love and I love what it’s doin’ to you.
Having my baby
You’re a woman in love and I love
What’s goin’ through you.
The need inside you
I see it showin’
Oh
The seed inside you
Baby
Do you feel it growin’
Are you happy in knowin’ that you’re having my baby?
I’m a woman in love and I love
What it’s doin’ to me.
Having my baby.
I’m a woman in love and I love
What’s goin’ through me.
Didn’t have to keep it
Wouldn’t put you through it.
You could have swept it from your life
But you wouldn’t do it
No
You wouldn’t do it.
And you’re having my baby.
Just remembered the Uncanny X-Men b-sides, The Slug and Best Looking Guy.
Can’t find them on the net, but trust me. They were pretty special.
Incubus have some classics (that I can never remember)
Eg to resist is to ■■■■ in the wind. If you do you will just end up smelling
Also, Tenacious D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus, goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob
Goo goo g’ joob goo goo g’ joob
Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
Jooba jooba
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba
You’re listening to it the wrong way.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba joobaYou’re listening to it the wrong way.
Revolution #9
Number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number 9, number
Played backwards: “Turn me on, dead man”
Ça Plane pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand
Gît sur mon lit
A bouffé sa langue
En buvant (tronc) mon whisky
Quant à moi
Peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J’ai dû dormir dans la gouttière
Où j’ai eu un flash
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
En quatre couleurs.
Translated:
(Wham! Bam!)
My cat "Splash"rests on my bed
She’s swallowed her tongue
While drinking all my whisky.
As for me,
Not much sleep, worn out, bullied
I’ve had to sleep in the gutter
Where I’ve had a vision
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
In four colours
There aren’t enough songs with cats on a bender.
I like that song way more now.
I got my head checked. By a jumbo jet.I thought it was “by Ajen Bochek”, whom I then assumed was some psychiatrist dude.
I thought it was shaved rather than checked, but I get a lot of lyrics wrong.
Even though I know the real words, I sung “I got my head shaved, by imbumojay” for so long, it’s too late to change now.
99 luft balloons. Listen carefully, it's all jibberish made up of non-words.Except of course if you speak German.
It’s still a stupid song, but it’s certainly not made up gibberish.
Oh German, I’m sorry I thought there was something wrong with you.
"A razorblade suitcase, the pain travels with you..."Sure it does, Gavin Rossdale.
Goodness, that’s obscure.
Also wrong I think? ‘Razorblade Suitcase, All the tricks of trade.’
He’s got plenty more though:
"I touch your mouth, my willy is food. "
Yeah, I think you’re right. That’s how I always remembered it for some reason.
Can’t say I’ve listened to that album for a whole.
I crashed my car into a bridge, I LOVE IT!
Probably more ridiculous because I’m pretty sure it was also used in a car commercial.
Nothing will ever top that Pitbull song where he boasts about being the hardest working rap artist in the world, and then in the next line rhymes “Kodak” with “Kodak”.
Nothing will ever top that Pitbull song where he boasts about being the hardest working rap artist in the world, and then in the next line rhymes "Kodak" with "Kodak".Beastie boys had:
Now everybody rapping like its a commercial
Acting like life is a big commercial
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen I am the walrus, goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo goo g' joob goo goo g' joob Goo gooooooooooo jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba Jooba jooba
Got one, got one, everybody’s got one.