Round 20 vs Nth Ballarat @ Eureka Stadium - 2:30pm Saturday 20th August

What sort of player is Boyce? Size? Age? Can he play?

It's OVAH. 100-34.

Dobson Boyce 4, Smack 3 goals (all in the first half).

Edwards keeps his faint career hopes alive with a great game, Heppell also very good. Finals basically assured now.

How come we are playing heppell on the bAll now? Neccessity?. Thought we would still be hiding him in the back pocket.

For those that see more games live.

Are we going to have to take Heppell in the National Draft now as opposed to rookie?

And Holmes, Same?

What sort of player is Boyce? Size? Age? Can he play?
  1. ALEX BOYSE

Height: 189cm
Weight: 78kg
D.O.B: 16/11/93
Position: Forward

Club: St Bernard’s (VAFA)

In his debut season with Essendon, Boyse was a member of St Bernard’s premiership team in 2015. An extremely athletic player with elite agility and repeat speed set to play a half forward/wing role for the Bombers. Is dangerous in the air and when it comes to ground in the forward line.

Operation Stash Nash isn’t going to plan.

Boys watching on

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqRz1ROUMAAoQAs.jpg


Love the old Essendon duck in the pic lighting up a ■■■ at the footy.

Yep . Dont smoke. It will stunt your growth.
Yet Stanton is still big for his size.
Boys watching on

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqRz1ROUMAAoQAs.jpg


Love the old Essendon duck in the pic lighting up a ■■■ at the footy.

Yep . Dont smoke. It will stunt your growth.
Yet Stanton is still big for his size.

He is also small for his size. And also just right for his size.

Boys watching on

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqRz1ROUMAAoQAs.jpg


Love the old Essendon duck in the pic lighting up a ■■■ at the footy.

Yep . Dont smoke. It will stunt your growth.
Yet Stanton is still big for his size.

He is also small for his size. And also just right for his size.


At least he’s not old for his age.
Boys watching on

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqRz1ROUMAAoQAs.jpg


Love the old Essendon duck in the pic lighting up a ■■■ at the footy.

Yep . Dont smoke. It will stunt your growth.
Yet Stanton is still big for his size.
Could have ended up bigger.

Can we offer Smack a 5 year deal in our VFL side?

Thanks for the commentary Sam and CB. I’m looking forward to catching a fe VFL games now that “VFL season” (aka September) is nearly upon us.

Any news on the score from the Sandy v Tiges game?

Richmond won by 9 pts

Our big win actually bumped us ahead of Richmond on percentage. It’s remotely possible we could lose next week and Richmond win, and still hold onto eighth.

But we are going to fark both Fark teams next week, so it won’t matter.

Channel 7 game next week?

Channel 7 game next week?

I don’t think it will be…?

Richmond won by 9 pts

FFS… how in the hell???

I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.

There are no senior players on 5 VFL games. Therefore, assuming no disasters, the following 20 players are available for VFL finals:

McKernan
Redman
Grimley
Eades
Edwards
Merrett
Kommer
Crowley
Michael
Hams
McKenna
Nyuon
Polkinghorne
Simpkin
Francis
Long
Ashby
Jamar
Wallis
Morgan (injured?)

Obvious inclusions from the VFL-listed players include Coghlan, Holmes, HepA, and McNeice. Regular key position players also include Ferry, Freezer and a Langford, competing for any gaps between the six rucks/talls in that AFL list above. Boyse has a bit of a claim too, kicking 3 then 4 goals in his debut fortnight.

Unlike last year, the first round of VFL finals coincides with an AFL bye round. It will therefore be interesting to see what Footscray and Geelong do.

Holmes kicked five behinds: four were scores, and one was North Ballarat's.

Nash kicked North Ballaarat’s butt? Shouldn’t he and Hepp A be benched whenever we are five goals in front?

It’s poor form to explain jokes.

It's poor form to explain jokes.

I misread it at first and thought I was making a joke, then when I realised you had made it already, I edited my post.

Is it poor form explaining my not getting your joke (at first)?