When I lived in Scotland I was in a very stressful relationship. It was 1997. I went to the movies with her mother one night to watch titanic.
It hit the credits and every last thread of girlfriend woes poured out.
Completely destroyed the Australian image for the entire theatre.
Her mum had to help me out.
Your Honour, I was drunk at the time, had a HSP with heaps of garlic sauce after watching the footy, I sat through Take Me Out and actually enjoyed it. Sure the host has done a lot of stand-up but that doesn’t make it right, I’m pleading guilty to this one.
I wasn’t concentrating when I heard on the car radio that ‘they’ wanted to put pregnancy warnings on alcohol bottles.
I thought they meant the warning was that drinking might contribute to you getting pregnant.