The Blitzlow - 2018

[scotty21]

Is it to soon to nominate @Riolio for most missed poster or did i really miss something there?

@Alan_Noonan_10 ill assume you’ll nominate Jarryd again?

[Paul_Peos]

Thanks, @FuriousGeorge. Nice to get recognised for the grumpy ■■■■ that I am.

I feel like you’ve always been recognised for that.

[simmo41]

This is post of the year.

Blatant cheating by umpires

While there at it…they can ask why the Weagles over the last 15 years, are not only top of the free kick differential ladder, but also double that of the next highest?
With Freo there, it proves its not so much crowd noise affirmation (although it definitely helps), but something else, cause the Weagles win it everywhere, and here is my theory…it’s colours of affirmation.
Find out which umpires are religious…Gods colours are Blue (for the sky) Yellow (for the sun), and obviously he hates the devils colours of Black & Red).
So, when a decision is around 50/50, the subconscious mind of the umpire will always err on the side of God for selfish obvious reasons regarding there own wellbeing going forward.
Even the subconscious minds of any atheist umpires may also work this biased way, just in case there is a god.
Colours of affirmation!..For me, Its the only thing that makes perfect sense as to whats going on.
Its either the above mentioned, or if there does happen to be a god, then he’s actually intervening himself, and giving these ■■■■■■ every opportunity to win.
I’ll never forget the Weagles chaplin saying on TV, that god wears an West Coast Eagles jumper.
Colours of affirmation! Look into it (cause the subconscious mind will err towards it), and rip the biased umpires subconscious minds apart.
I’m an atheist by the way, and i hate the Weagles a million times more then any Fark Carlton hater.

[Preliminary_Point2]

Is it to soon to nominate @Riolio for most missed poster or did i really miss something there?

Yeah did something happen here?

[SMJ]

Also keen to know this. Who am I supposed to slag off for being a Hutchy lover now?

[Preliminary_Point2]

Anyone for being a Tom Browne lover.

[Paul_Peos]

I just thought we weren’t supposed to talk about it.

[saladin]

SMJ giveth honourable mentions, SMJ taketh them away.

sniff sniff.

[Fairybread]

[Bomb_Doe]

You know what, I’m self promoting here. In the last 18 months I have earned.

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After all that, I get 1 sensible and clearly intelligent person @Sir_Joe nominate me. The rest of you are off my Christmas Card list!

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2018 Grand Final - Go Eagles Go SGIO

There’s a list?

[BakerWasAStar]

Thanks bltn

[theDJR]

Hmm, I was waaaaay too slow this year to hint people should just count LIKEs.

Pesky actual opinions.

@Bomb_Doe wins this year, BTW.

[SMJ]

I only meant to add! My error.

Honourable mention: @saladin, he’s farking amazing, go @saladin hip hip hooray

[Humble_NSW_Fan]

My votes (mostly for the people who make me laugh) go to,

5 - @Paul_Peos
4 - @dingus
3 - @Bomb_Doe
2 - @Heffsgirl
1 - @premature_rookie_ele

Honourable mentions to (yes, I know this is getting a bit much)…

@BLOODSTAINED_DEVILS
@Humble_NSW_Fan
@Preliminary_Point2
@efc1robbo

Thanks @wimmera1. Feels like I have been playing here for 10 years and got my first vote ever.

[saladin]

lol, thats the spirit. Hurrah!

*i am not worthy of any place in this thread, this year.

[Bomb_Doe]

[theDJR]

And just another reason why. I assume Bomb Doe is a sweatshop of people nowadays, no one could come up with as much as he does.

[premature_rookie_ele]

5- @simmo41 left field, at times random humour. 4 stars.
4- @SMJ often find myself agreeing with SMJ, oh, and i like shaun micallef too.
3- @Paul_Peos whatever. nahhhh, good guy is peos.
2- @Stallion BLITZ’ CAPITAL LETTER RANDOM THOUGHTS KING. i’d like to be in this guy’s brain for just a day.
1- @wimmera1 i sometimes have to read your posts several times, but usually get a laugh or learn something or think wtf?!

shout out to the carny security/poodle owning, SUV driving, barista guy @Reboot . always good for some brutal retorts and insults.

[Deckham]

Hmm, I was waaaaay too slow this year to hint people should just count LIKEs.

Pesky actual opinions.

@Bomb_Doe wins, BTW.

I think not…you have over 20k

[up_up]

1. @theDJR for actually turning up
2. @bigallan for heavy lifting in the Saga thread
3. @Diggers for giving us the DJ Thread, refuge in dark times, haven in good times
4. @westozziebomber for the Nullabor return effort
5. @SMJ for quickfire wit and general contrariness