The Blitzlow - Season 2019

5 votes: @lovett_magiclikestars

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I remember a poster threatening to get their cans out on occasion. 5 votes to them.

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5 votes - @Hot_Ganipganaps (downgraded if cans are shown by said poster)

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Usually it’s you

It’s usually your mum BOOM

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Think it was Heffsgirl

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She didn’t say which premiership…

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Why am I not surprised that you have that bookmarked?

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5 @Klawdy
4 @IceTemple
3 @WindyHillWindSock
2 @westozziebomber
1 @Speedy_Gonzales

Needs to be top 20. Too many good posters.

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5 - @theDJR - Best VFL coverage going around, we should pay for his hot chips!
4 - @Aceman - Yes he’s a Manc but enjoy the banter in the EPL thread, and also the go-to man on anything SA footy related.
3 - @westozziebomber -The big man is back, absolute legend, speaks from the heart, which bleeds red and black.
2 - @redbull - Supports Essendon and Liverpool, what a combo!
1 - @hooleydooley - Been on the p1ss with him over in Perth when we beat the Eagles last year and also Anzac Day this year. Top bloke!

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These are the posters I react to the most, usually in a positive way:

5 theDJR
4 speedygonzales
3 Bomb_Doe
2 chris 64
1 Killer Mike

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5 @stumpy40
4 @FootyFreak
3 @The_Chosen_One
2 @Footy_Tragic
1 @FootyPlus

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5 votes: @JohnRain (GOAT DJ)
4 votes: @wimmera1 (best poster on Blitz)
3 votes: DJ thread people
2 votes: Lid on thread people (they were right in 2019)
1 vote: Saga thread people

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@painey
@SMJ
@dingus
@efc1robbo
@wadie

Special mention - @Sameolds2010 just before he became a grizzled, antagonistic old bumgrape.

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5 @theDJR - Exemplary VFL/VFLW coverage. Allegedly throws a mean boomerang.
4 @Bomb_Doe - The wittiest posts, the most awesomely bad Photoshopping.
3 @dingus - Not sure who dingus is but often when I find myself having a laugh it’s a dingus post
2 @Heffsgirl - No holds barred. Eternally quotable.
1 @Stallion - Delist Jok. No, promote Jok!! Always entertaining. Blitz in microcosm.

EDIT: special mention @BrickBomber for his long and detailed analyses. The Tolstoy of Blitz.

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1 shout out and 2 votes. Get rinsed you pelicans

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I’m sorry, but did you go to every VFL game and post detailed reviews and updates? No.

Did you post lots of witty photoshopped images and gifs that look like they are from the mid 2000s? No.

Did you make a thousand threads, go berserk at the mods, get banned for four months and then triumphantly return to a hero’s welcome? NO YOU DIDNT.

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That’s all well and good, but what about Nuggets and 2MP

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And Pelicans

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And beating your chest like a ■■■■■■■ ape

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