If you’re anywhere near Joes Shoe Bar on High St Northcote, they do a good Hendricks and cuke. Not sure they use the word ‘cuke’ tho, may not have transitioned from Blitz to street level yet.
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Cuke is the soft drink from the IT crowd. Obviously a play on Coke. ‘It’s heaven in a can’
That’s what I was trying to post above. Won’t work for some reason.
Visit Kelvin Bar on High st Northcote. Their specialty is the 
martini.
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That’s right!
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A good thing, right? 
Talking about overrated stuff, I’d like to add something from Japan - mochi (a kind of glutinous rice cake). Japanese love the stuff, especially towards the end of the year, as it is a traditional NY food.
Don’t get me wrong, it tastes OK, but it isn’t that flash hot & certainly not worth choking on - which inevitably a dozen or so people (almost all of them elderly) sadly do every year. Choking to death on mochi isn’t part of my exit strategy from Japan. How about you, @mrjez?
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This deserved more
I suspect there is a good joke in there but I wasn’t clear on what it actually was
Can you let me know the address of this bar where the bar staff do these disgusting things?
Just so I can, ah, avoid it.
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Chest nuts.
Depends whose chest.
As in, I could put my nuts on your chest.
As in, testicles.
But it really was a swizzle stick …
Yeah I got the testicle reference, but what about the lazy reference? It made no sense
PS the best jokes are the ones you have to explain afterwards
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Mochi is rated just right for mine. Love it in sukiyaki especially!
I’m not that clever
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Or funny. Or good looking, or talented, or hygienic, or…
Photos or it didn’t happen.
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Henry pls
Bahahaha. Taking a selfie while choking on mochi would make a cool story title. On a more sincere note:
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Rangoon summers.
Luge lessons
Ritualistically shaven scrotums.
Oh they’re everywhere