Becoming a father of 2 is way up there. Little SB#2 arrived yesterday.
Have a cigar.
Had a pint of pale ale as I don't smoke. Pretty chuffed considering I never thought we would have a second one. 2 boys means we will be eaten out of a house when they grow up.
You are spot on to be concerned. My four boys and their friends were like a plague of locusts. They also have some kinda weird gene that causes them to believe the fridge magically refills every five minutes and is directly linked to how many times they open the fridge door.
All totally offset by the unimaginable joy they bring of course.
One of my son's mates was over (virtually lived at our place) one day he opened the fridge door then shut it, couple of minutes later he opened it again had a sad look and said 'haven't you done the shopping' :D, (he was 14 at the time, just as well I love him dearly, couldn't resist telling that story at his 21'st.)
Congrats to you and your wife Silly Billy.