The vent thread

Zaharakis is not only the most overrated player on our list, he’s the most overrated player on any list in the comp.

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I’d get into trouble.

After next week, this place will need a whole subforum.

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I like how we bring in more old boys and the club’s suddenly worse off… The coteries are fuckwits.

Stop giving ■■■■■■■ Myers a game you ■■■■■■■ degenerate ■■■■■!!!

wE WiLl fInIsH ToP 4 AnD PlAy iN ThE GrAnD FiNaL

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I was looking forward to all the clean air. Turns out the clean air smells like ■■■■.

Can you start doing essington gifs again please

53,000 yesterday. We are flogs for turning up.

Someone needs to upload a video of the essendon cheersquad to pornhub with the title ‘Essendon members repeatedly ■■■■■■ but keep coming back for more’.

I’d like that.

That would require effort. LOL.

Sandbelts dl tools dead so unless theres a seperate outlet for getting matches those days are over.

I THINK TO POST IN THIS THREAD YOU CAN ONLY USE CAPITALS

My BIL manages a massive chicken farm over here but the cost of carting a truck load of chook ■■■■■ to Tulla is pretty expensive :rofl:

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Fark me Terry Wallace son is a dirt little ■■■■■■■ cheat.

Twice Mutch got totally head raped in our forward line and the ■■■■■■■ cheat was standing metres away, saw it clear as day and called play on.

The AFL is ■■■■■■■ corrupt. No doubt about it. We get ■■■■■■ every week. Would be interesting to see who every umpire supported as a kid and probably still does.

How Wallace’s son is allowed to umpire Hawthorn games has got me ■■■■■■.

Burn the whole ■■■■■■■ greedy AFL organization to the ground.

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How the hell is the son of Wallace allowed to umpire a Hawthorn game? That’s bullshit.

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Our home game but I thought we were outnumbered.

No, the best part is when we recruit people (on or off fielld) and we need to make sure they are of essendon quality. Thats 95% of the problem

mY cAPs LOcK is bROkeN

As a 19 year old fan, the past successes mean sfa to me. It’s a ■■■■■■■ joke that this club thinks it can rest on its laurels and continue to ride the wave of past successes. They literally mean nothing to me or most other supporters my age. It’s ■■■■ that to most of my mates Essendon are just a big ■■■■■■■ joke, not the club to be feared throughout the 80s and 90s. What an absolute shitshow. Wish I could skip the whole farkin season and to next year, as this is just a waste. Hoping we can have some form of improvement next year, but with the false hope sold by the club this year, I have my doubts. I remember watching some of the old highlights with my old man ie the 2000 and 93 Gf’s and it’s just sad to see how the club is a shadow of its former self, players don’t seem to care, don’t have any mongrel and just seem to show up for their paypacket and put in minimal effort.

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So pessimistic that even if we get a group of deadset rockets in the draft our club culture would quickly transform them into confused plodders.
I love/hate this ■■■■■■■ club, the head says ■■■■ the AFL off and watch netball (a very pleasing pastime) but my heart demands I stay and bleed weekly when the team doesn’t play to its potential.
When I started following Essendon many years ago it was a special club through good times and bad, now it has the stench of the AFL and is very ordinary indeed.

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