No overt Rumble spoilers below (though everyone else has done that for me already!)
Well… the men’s Rumble was less insulting than usual (apart from the “he was never eliminated!” moment) — but sadly was just flat-out boring. One awesome moment/spot, and the winner had to resort to a groin shot. They fed him the eliminations of the two most hated to help get him over. I did appreciate Dominik paying tribute to his actual father, though.
I guess Vince ain’t in creative control given the person who got #1.
Someone remind me how Bray Wyatt is meant to work in a wrestling ring. Visually it was OK, apart from the gutless camera angle and silliness at the very end.
Belair/Bliss was an uneventful 8 minutes, and spanked by Hayter/Sakura the night before on Rampage.
Rhea at #1? Why would the next 29 even bother coming out? She sells too much early on, and lets people botch on her and bloody her nose.
Stupidly long distance to reach the ring.
After all the suggestions that this year would be “Forbidden Door” surprise entrances, they instead bring in NXT talent (unlike last year). I guess they’ll claim that was a surprise itself.
Hint: 15th is not half-way through the Rumble. Woke the crowd up briefly, though.
Ha! They neglected to clean up the yellow Bray Spray behind the commentary desk.
Asuka got a notably bigger entry pop than Becky. WAIT NO… IT’S KANA! Albeit with less-gory-than-usual face paint.
HOSS FACE-OFF! Sadly, one of them is Tamina.
Creative finally found Chelsea Green something to do… holy ■■■■, that was cruel.
The lariatttttttttooooooooo by Rodriguez on Rhea was AMAZING. Stan Hansen would be jealous of that one.
10% Aussie content in the women’s Rumble is not enough.
#30 women’s… let’s hope no one gets injured. There’s a stack of bigger players in the ring at the time, so meh. Big enough to make Rhea look bad, though.
LOL at them boasting Rhea and Liv have broken the Rumble time record of 58 minutes — 7 minutes after 28x90 seconds = 42 minutes have nominally passed. (It was a legit 58 minutes, but best not to point out the creative timing.)
Creative last two eliminations! That “slip” was AJ-Styles-tumble-off-the-top-rope quality of looking real.
Those external fireworks were CGI, right?
WTF, dis-assembling the ring mid-show for a really bad singer?
LOL at Kevin Owens legit botching his move from the ropes… but Reigns was dodging where he was meant to land, and so got squashed!
Director has missed a stack of key moments tonight. Did remember to go shaky/endlessly-flipping camera near the end, though.
I’ll let someone who’s been watching for the past six (?) months call whether the closing scene worked as well as it could have. Commentary team and director arguably ruined it by focusing on the obvious outcome all of the bloody match.