Well… there go the two main reasons to watch Survivor Series!
Becky out with the cracked face (FFS Nia FFS). AJ beaten by Bryan with almost no lead-up or explanation (well, the explanation is presumably that they needed a new main event with Becky out). Not sure if heel Bryan means he gets a more competitive match with Lesnar, or not. Poor AJ’s balls, again. Makes Nakamura look a bit of a spud, too.
Flawless victory. The injury could end up being a good thing for WWE, previously Charlotte-Ronda was seen as the money match, now providing injury doesn’t intervene again it’ll be Becky-Ronda at Mania.
Ronnie, TL/DR. When I got my face broke I got up, owned you THEN showed up the next day looking to fight some more. When you got your face broke you hid for a year under your blankie. Your mind is as weak as your jaw, & I’m going to move heaven & earth to come destroy them both.
Johnny Survivor voted off the island in 12th spot… but it required TWO immunity idols cancelling ten other votes for that to be the case! He thought that was funny: probably a good thing, he had no fat left to burn.
Surprisingly, he failed to win two challenges based on an inability to stand steady on a beam (while doing other things, admittedly). That was NOT what I expected.
John Morrison/Johnny Mundo/Johnny Impact competed on Survivor this season. For Survivor fans unfamiliar with him from wrestling, he came across really well on the show and didn’t make a ■■■■ of himself like others with a celebrity profile have done.