One if wife’s friends came around with her two-year-old daughter today to help out. She, like us if very matter of a fact whennit cakes to her children’s anatomies. So her children and ours know the correct terms for everything. Boys have penises and girls have vulvas and vaginas (can can accurately tell you the difference between.
Anyway while she was here our 2-year-old son needed a nappy change and she did it for my wife. But as she was doing it, her two-year-old daughter came over and was horrified and said 'oh no what has happened to his cliforsis?!"