One if wife’s friends came around with her two-year-old daughter today to help out. She, like us if very matter of a fact whennit cakes to her children’s anatomies. So her children and ours know the correct terms for everything. Boys have penises and girls have vulvas and vaginas (can can accurately tell you the difference between.
Anyway while she was here our 2-year-old son needed a nappy change and she did it for my wife. But as she was doing it, her two-year-old daughter came over and was horrified and said 'oh no what has happened to his cliforsis?!"
My 7 year old boy was asking us where do babies come from, so the Mrs says the usual thing that he was in her tummy. He then asked again how he could be in her tummy.
The 5 year old sister then pipes up and says “I think Mummy ate too much!”
Miss 5 playing with the honey jar and watching it ooze around inside - “it is like a honey bath, if I was that small I could fit in there I’d be in there all the time”
Our three year old yesterday saw a picture at childcare notifying us that they’re closed on Good Friday/Easter Monday (obviously), with a background of Easter eggs.
Daddy, what are the those eggs?
Those are Easter eggs. Do you know what happens at Easter?
Yes! Chocolate!
I’d kind of love to see the look on my extremely Catholic mother’s face hearing that.
Weird.
I’ve just finished trying to fish out ants from a honey jar in my pantry. Think I got them all, but it was touch-n-go for a while. Is your daughter an ant, by any chance?
Miss 5 went to work with Mrs Ivan today. At one point she had to interrupt mummy on a call to Cape town because she needed to go to the loo. In miss 5’s telling of this event apparently mummy had been on the phone to cake land.
