Things yer little uns say

http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/news/queensland/news-story/b76b621a01975705d3ca4be9ed56a080

That’s very good use of NLP. Being a parent is challenging.

Sometimes, embedded commands can work well too.

Miss 4 just made myself look at her poo in the toilet and said “one is you and one is me and they love each other like we do”.

Naaawwwww…yuck!

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l come into this thread infrequently, but not just to be entertained. l am also interested in the language development of these kids and the thought processes involved. They continue to crack me up.

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It’s OK to say no to looking at poo. Did your morbid curiosity get the best of you?

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She’s very persuasive. :laughing:

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I’d say always go look at the poo if requested, lest they bring it to you!

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So if Santa Claus can see everything, he watches me doing a poo? - 7 year old Son getting ito the Christmas spirit

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Hit them with ‘if you don’t believe, you don’t receive’ shuts them up pronto

Case in point - I’m 32 years old and I still believe in Santa Claus.

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18 month old small P loves vehicles - first word was car, learned train soon after, then bus and plane.
He has now learned the word for truck.
Kinda.
It starts with F.
It’s always a funny reaction.

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Howwwwwdy Ho!

My brother said the same word… my Parents from then on called them lorries

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Fruck?

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Scooby?

My parents banned toy trucks from church when my brother started that.

Our eldest used to say clock without pronouncing the L

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Ta.

4 yo: “When I grow up, I’m going to be Santa”.

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And it ain’t because they want to give presents to people, right?