Things yer little uns say


#681

“Daddy can you not sit there, you’re blocking my view of those girls playing”

If this is what he’s like at 6…


#682

My 5 year old wants to be PM. Insisted i take him to Parliament House.


#683

They’d be a huge improvement on the current options.

I’d vote for them, or support a coup. Would that make you chief of staff to our new overlord PM? Or would you be replaced for your insubordination in not taking them immediately to PH.


#684

Miss almost 4 playing “farm”. Those little people are for sale…


#685

We walked past the PM portraits. I told him who i liked and disliked. We got to Abbott and he said “i knowwww you don’t like him” without me needing to say anthing. He’s paying attention.


#686

We walked past the PM portraits. I told him who i liked and disliked. We got to Abbott and he said “i knowwww you don’t like him” without me needing to say anthing. He’s paying attention.


#687

Did she happen to say how much she wanted?


#688

Was at my sister’s place the other day and she was teaching her son, my 3 year old nephew, how to pick peas.
So he held the stalk part, and with a bit of effort, he tugged at the pea pod, and after a bit of pulling, it came off and he accidentally socked himself in the forehead… He paused for a second, and then with a huge grin he says; “Wow, I didn’t see that coming!!”

:joy:


#689

“How much for the little girl?.. the women … how much for the women?”

“Your women… I want to buy your women… the little girl, your daughters… sell them to me… sell me your children…”


#690

Takes it from her dad and the fact that he works for one of the big 4.


#691

I didn’t ask, I was just glad she didn’t pick any of the black little people to be “animals” for sale.


#692

Fair point.


#693

Was trying to explain to the kids what dial tone to listen for before you dial out on an old landline.

Figured Yourube would be able to help. This is just like having your very own grandad explain dial tones for you.


#694

My 7yo has decided that I “need to start acting like a dad, not a kid”. The last 3 times she has had friends over she has taken me aside to say those exact words to me. Who would have thought making funny faces was so frowned upon!


#695

I was droping miss 6 off at school today, she’s in prep. There is a rather attractive grade one teacher across the hall who often catches the eye. This morning I saw no less than 3 of her young male students arrive and grab a cuddle on the way in and plant their faces right in her chest. I had to chuckle.


#696

Miss 4 year old niece, “Is that your real hair?” Yes it is. “You should wear some made up of someone else’s hair.” Do you mean a wig? “No not one of those little hairy things old men wear!” That’s called a Toupee. “What a stupid name for hair.” When you are four I guess it is?