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#141

Paranoid much… and put that ■■■■■■ donut down!


#142

LinkedIn putting a maximum character limit on job titles is some low hanging fruit.


#143

I’m just creating a synergy between my mouth and the donut.


#144

Holistic and goals oriented.
My contrafibularities.


#145

Is this for real?


#146

WTAF???


#147

Enlighten him, Baldrick.


#148

#149

Ah yes, I see… my bad. As you were…


#150

I once had a boss who stood in front of a staff meeting and, without a trace of irony, said “This is not a witch hunt. I just want to know who did it.”


#151

i work corporate.

dont mind “take this offline”. it shuts someone up and makes the meeting shorter.

the word “space” ■■■■■ me to tears.


#152

Reminds me of Gervais in the office ;

“I’m not passing the buck, I’m just saying this wasn’t my decision”

hahahaha


#153

In the foyer of my work building which is undergoing renovations:

COMING SOON: More furniture to activate the collaboration space.

Fark that make my head explode.
Activate. Collaboration. Space. The holy trinity right there.


#154

A consultant probably got paid a huge amount of money to come up with that ■■■■.


#155

My work at the moment where the students are exhausted and becoming restless and we have to return all resources ready for stocktake while trying to ensure that we have made things ready for next year so we are not wasting our holidays (e.g displays and name labels) as we get pulled over the coals if our classrooms are not inviting and welcoming on day 1):“Meaningful and engaging work”

Boss “Ensure school work is meaningful up to the last day. Revise taught concepts. Do no allow for just one off activities. Must be meaningful, engaging and educational.”

Me and my colleagues looking at each other: "How do we do this with no resources while working up to 3 days before Christmas when kids just want to stay at home.

Busy work it is


#156

Perhaps you should memo your boss “let’s park that idea”


#157

My industry is a little different to those described above. Commonly heard in my workplace, “Hey f-stick. The earthmovers are scheduled to start 7am Monday and they WILL BE STARTING whether you’re finished or not”. No flowery descriptions there.


#158

Yep.

Came up as a suggestion on linkedin, a colleague of someone I know.


#159

Crikey. Humanity is in deeper strife than I thought.


#160

Retail Sales Consultant