Surely the priest told him he’d go blind if he didn’t keep his hands off it.
I reckon about 90% of my online interactions have been fine (excluding probably coming across some of @Clone_Hirdy’s aliases trying to sell me crypto). I haven’t had to high tail it out of any dates either, though someone being able to behave themselves for one hour isn’t always a true indicator…
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A wise man your Grandad is/was.
Only he got the number wrong… it’s 20 per cent. Maybe more… and I must be getting close by now… 
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Some Edam want to use you…
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That’s a Gouda one!
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This creativity is possible when you havarti tendencies.
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Take it to the Emmental Health thread.
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The Judge Jerry (Springer) show. Just tuned in to see 2 drag queens arguing over a dress. One of them is called Jenna Tall. FMD
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Jerry springer is great, it’s like a deep fried Mars bar. No actual value, terrible for you, but impossible to turn away from.
This was on the ESPN Cricinfo website just now…
Organisations will accept advertising revenue from anywhere these days, won’t they?
I must say though, scammers… try harder would you? Larry Edmure… 
I’m just wild about Edmure…
…. It’s Emdur!
im not going to lie, these always get a chuckle out of me
I came across this on Twitter/X. This guy is on the UK MasterChef in case you’re wondering who this is. I’d say this is worse than the one Pete Evans did. Tell people you’re a ■■■■ without saying you’re a ■■■■. 
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What a wanker
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It has to be a ■■■■ take. It’s embarrassing.
Twitter/X is going off at the minute. He obviously doesn’t have a PR team or an advisor that’s for sure. Spends 90 mins with his non-speaking autistic son, then ■■■■■ off and plays computer games for 2 hours. LOL!
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He comes across as the most arrogant prick and doesn’t even mean to. It’s like something from the Betoota Advocate.
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