People that ring me at work and say I won’t be in to work next Tuesday as I am going to the doctors
Tuesday evening to avoid the mother and nesting daughter combos. If I know it’s going to be a shelf or another Kallax stored in the warehouse, get the code number online, walk through the checkout straight to the warehouse, chuck it on a trolley, straight through checkout all done in less than five minutes. Avoid buying tat you don’t need and also the annoying hoards of the slow moving general public.
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Were you in the right lane?
One lane road works
GPS suddenly not connecting in Maps.
I’ve tried 2 phones now. Location on etc. Never seen it happen before.
Anyone else had issues in the last 2 days??
Apparently the US military can shutdown GPS when there’s imminent missile strikes.
Are you ok?
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I was.
Bit fkn nervous now, … 
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Buzzing little flies that persistently attack the same spot on your body while you’re outside. Wave them off and they return straight away.
If you’re reading this leave my right ear alone you little six-legged, winged, annoying farker!
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Imagine the mosquitoes in a nudist colony. 
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May I swat you?
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Imagine if you were a dwarf? You’d struggle to keep your nose out of other people’s business.
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I can imagine this. 
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Toy design logic. Opened my 5yr olds RC Monster Jam truck and cars. The one remote controls all 3 cars (one at a time has to be switched on). That’s cool. But the control only allows them to move forward.
WTF. Who makes a control that only moves forward? Not left or right or backwards.
Greta Thunberg.
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How dare you.
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Getting smacked in the chops for telling a woman her hair smells nice.
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Might end up getting a box around the ears for doing that.
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getting sick after just getting over being sick.
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Ay snap
Bring in the New Years by bringing up phlegm
Damn fresh country air has made me sick I reckon
people that show up to christmas whilst sick can gagf.