But within range of a high-powered rifle with laser sights.
Jet Skis (or âLeb Sledsâ as they are known in non-PC quarters) are fine.
Itâs the absolute fâwits and cockwombles that use them that are not.
Just last week I was down at Elwood windsurfing and a couple of wankers were hooning around inside the channel markers, close to shore and making absolute prikks of themselves zipping in and out of the windsurfers and wing-dingers. If it wasnât sufficient that they were annoying everyone with the irritating whine of their skis, they had blaring doof-doof music going as well⊠BellendsâŠ
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Essendon footballers and their propensity to sustain soft-tissue injuries. Probably more a âwhat upsets you?â than annoyanceâŠ
I donât hate many things in particular as I hate a lot of things equally. However special mention goes to drones.
When you make an effort to get to some quiet, beautiful, place in the world and some Insta â â â â pops a drone into the sky or snap some shots for their 42 followers to enjoy, ruining everything.
Next one is getting dropped (the drone that is, I think). I have previously advised people before to take them down, politely.
OTOH if some Instagrammer or Tik-Tokâer were to try some particularly dangerous stunt, and unfortunately expire in the attempt, thatâs a good result. Or those Tik-Tokâers who want to dance through those lovely waving yellow canola (or overseas, chamomile) fields and an angry farmer shoots them thinking that some vermin has got into their fields.
Câest la vie!
humblebrag alertâŠ
Yeah so Heinz started selling their limited edition âfooty Ketchupâ again.
â â â â off with your american culture trying to muscle in on Sauce.
waiting for Blonde DJ criteria
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You arent a disgruntled Jetstar pilot by any chance?
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Haha, goood reference
Ketchup comes from the Hokkien Chinese word, kĂȘ-tsiap, the name of a sauce derived from fermented fish
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Four hour flight.
Sitting near a couple who were beyond cooked.
Air flight attendant (I donât know the current name for stewardess but maybe that) asked them what they do.
âWeâre researchers.â
âOh, cool. Youâre scientists? In what field?â
No, their field was conspiracies and their source was the interwebs and they didnât write anything down.
Four hours of listening to absolute bullshit.
Did you know the US population will be 90M by 2025?
Because these two nuffies do.
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was expecting some hands to get thrown.
Sounds like that was a very long flight!
I didnât realise thatâs how researchers work. So by just reading Blitz then Iâm a master coach, Big Bodied Midfielder, star full forward, COVID researcher and Air Crash Investigator at a minimum. Great.
Pity the Hot Chicks Thread isnât around any more - Iâd be Casanova as well.
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That 90M thing was closest I came to losing my cool.
I wanted to shout out, âHow?â
More than 240M are going to die in the US in two years andâŠhow does that even work?
And when that doesnât happen, are you going to go, âomg, all of this is bullshitâŠIâve been wasting my lifeâ?
Are you â â â â .
Cookers gonna cookâŠ
Shame on the hostie for letting them get that far. She should have cut them off early on with âriiiggghhhtâ⊠and recreated the Homer-slowly-backing-away gif. .
Flight attendant is acceptable but Cabin crew is the preference
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I call them plane slaves.
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Just click your fingers in the air.
They donât deserve a name.
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