What Annoys You More


#302

When you wear silk boxers under your tracky dacks. Impossible to hold up as soon as you put your wallet or keys in your pocket


#303


#304

Ring consumer affairs.


#305

Blokes still wear Silk Boxers??


#306

There’s definitely an art to using the stuff that would take some a lifetime to learn.

And a hell of a lot comes down to the box design and the quality of it’s manufacture.

Suggest you try the ALDI Mega long/value one. Others could learn much from German design.


#307

Just bought a desk on eBay.
Because it was a good deal.
I don’t need yet another farkin desk.


#308

Raise the price and put it on Gumtree.


#309

Never picked you for the hoarder type either.


#310

I’m not, really. Just…a little impulsive.


#311

Are you a desk expert? I’ve just been offered a Dickens Desk for nicks. What’s it worth?


#312

When you see a bargain, you just have to have it. I’m like this too and it can become expensive. I’ve had to steer this compulsion towards cheaper items - but it’s only after you bought it, you think why the fark did I buy this because I sure as hell didn’t need it.


#313

“Hi, come in, take a seat at this desk here…

“Sorry to keep you waiting, follow me.

“Ok, take a seat. So…”

“Um, can I interrupt? Sorry, but you’ve just moved me from one desk to another identical desk in the same room.”

“No I haven’t.”

“Yes you have. Actually, you have five desks in this room but no one working at them.”

“Get out. This job interview is over.”


#314

Yes, I am.
Ah… I’ll give you $37 for it.


#315

Check this out… was it worth it?

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#316

I don’t think so.


#317

Dammit.
Now I’m crushed.


#318

I am sure you’ll survive.


#319

I’m like a Hydra.


#320

An invertebrate?


#321

I have been called worse, I suppose.