Too true. Keep hurting yourselves folks, and buy more bandaids. Also, sleeping under the Saturday age probably ain’t quite what it used to be.
The wrapper disintegrating and staying on the band aid so it looks janky as ■■■■
Worse still if you have kids and cut yourself, it’s usually a choice of Dora the explorer, the wiggles, or I did have a Chewbacca one the other week, looked like I had poo on my arm.
Speaking as large headed person, I scoff at hats suggesting they are “one size fits all”
I get annoyed when someone farts on the train.
I thought I had a big pumpkin, but I have two nephews who make me a pinhead by comparison. My poor sisters.
Compliment - “That was a nice goal, Walla.” “Why thank you very much, sir.”
Complement - Chook and JoeDan complement each other, because one is a gorilla in the square, and the other is athletic and mobile.
Post mix soft drink is utterley disgusting and orange juice that is bit free is just pointless.
So that’s why the train smells like farts.
Your pedestrian underpasses smell like concentrated p*ss.
How many ■■■■■■■ articles can the HS publish on the ■■■■■■■ Footy Show, ffs?
Give it a friggen rest.
They can be.
But I can’t tell you how…
Not with an iPhone if you don’t want a trash browser
Life is full of choices …
I wouldn’t be concerned about farts seeing as people tend to enjoy chucking up on the train.
The threat of nuclear war. Yeah, that annoys me a tad…
VB !
Colyer…how the fark does he get a game
Umpires that late on the whistle after we score a goal and he says I’m obliged to pay a free lick to the opposition.