What annoys you?


#7001

Shouts are stupid. You buy, I buy. Just get your own.

Shouts are only ok if you expect nothing in return.

I’m now heading for the hills waiting to get howled down.


#7002

when someone shouts you they always get ■■■■ stuff.


#7003

They work brilliantly when everyone is drinking the same thing at the same pace, saves bar waiting time. Otherwise they’re out of whack. They basically work best when everybody is drinking Car… make that farkCarlton Draught in pots at 3pph.


#7004

Finding out dad needs triple bypass.

Had heart attack 2 years ago. Stent then but blockage coming back.

Lucky that he didn’t have a heart attack and was diagnosed early.

Will be going in next week.

Fark Carlton.


#7005

Fark farken Carlton indeed. Sorry to hear that mate.


#7006

For some reason though, i’m not worried, I feel more ■■■■■■ off and scared.


#7007

My dad has a triple bypass a few years back, took about 6 weeks to recover and had to take it easy for another 6 but he’s been well and healthy since.

I was scared until I had a chat to the surgeon, she explained everything in plain language and made me and my dad feel at ease and confident.


#7008

Farking Optus.

Faaaaaarrrrrk off.


#7009

I wish people would realise how farked up and often hurtful the sayings ‘ways to skin a cat’ and ‘tough as a cat’s head’ are. Just substitute ‘cat’ for ‘dog’ or any other animal you are fond of, and you’ll understand.


#7010

Why is nobody responding? Cat got your tongue?


#7011

It’s a dog’s act, but no need to run around like a headless chook.


#7012

Layups in NBA2K17.


#7013

No need to be a sourpuss, Deckham.

Expressions like that are the cat’s meow, or even the mutt’s nuts or dog’s bollocks.


#7014

My mum won’t let me buy a kitten.


#7015

Now, that was an amusing interlude. Was it SeddonBomber?


#7016

Halloween door knockers.

Don’t involve me.


#7017

Never had any until tonight, all dressed up and adorable.


#7018

Door bell has been going off since 4pm. Maybe 10 or 11 so far.


#7019

I’m as grumpy as the next person, but it’s a little bit of fun. Have a heart, life’s too short


#7020

5 years ago I rigged up a speaker and amp to an effects unit and microphone and made ghoulish scary noises at high volume. Haven’t had a door knock since :scream: