What annoys you?

That’s quite a feat. I can’t fathom that one.

Roadside workers that leave their speed limit signs out over the weekend or at other various times where the workers aren’t present. If you’re gonna take off, lean the signs over, you jerks.

4 Likes

Or, you know, if it’s the weekend just assume they aren’t actually there.

Let us know how you get on with Vicroads.

1 Like

Worst bit is when some fuckwitmobile (any falcon/commodore ute in metallic colours) speeds past you up the inside at 100-110, then pulls into the site cos they work there.

Cos going 100-110 actually through the construction site is obviously safe. But doing it on the adjacent road is not. Straya.

i call these people the 90s ■■■■■.

do 90 in the 80 part of the freeway, do 90 during the 100 part of the freeway.

GTFO out of the right lane too ■■■■.

2 Likes

Did everyone want one after

At least with the oily contents spilling out iy was safe to assume it was some kind of Xmas hamper.

If it’d been a flat screen TV…

2 Likes

Should have just swallowed the fly. The beer they drank is still in the fly.

Or has Doe gone vego?

Since I am vegetarian I discarded the fly. Otherwise I’d be over .0 fly…

3 Likes

Ironically you weren’t drinking Chardonnay.

2 Likes

What the Fark is that meant to mean?

(spills glass of port in outrage)

1 Like

And the nominations for the weirdest response to an allusion to an Alanis Morrisette song are…

1 Like

Was someone going down on someone in a theatre?

1 Like

Well, the fly went down. Can’t say if Doe was in a theatre at the time.

1 Like

Can you all please stop talking about me as though I’m not here. Avatars have feelings you know.

1 Like

And risk getting a speeding fine? Or worse, run one of them over if they happen to be there?

Reboot whose ya chic in the pic with ya?
:yum::kissing_heart:

Righto then.

2 Likes

Cankers wramp